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About Me

Hello, my name is Daniel. It's an absolute honor to be able to share a little about myself with you. Where shall I begin? Well, first of all I'm a Perverted Justice decoy. I love to do charity work. I'm currently looking for ways to service the community that will allow me to incorporate violence. I've faked my own death three times. I'm a master of disguise. I would love to be a criminal mastermind but that requires me leaving the house and I'm just to lazy for that. I'm working hard so that one day when someone mentions my name, someone else interrupts and says " MAN, that guy is a loose cannon! ". I would also like to be in a situation where I get to pump a shot gun and say something like " Let's do this!!! " or " You talking to me, fuck face? ". I'm currently holding additions for anyone who might want to join my boy band. So, if you think you have what it takes to be a part of Maximus Vaginismus, then shoot me an e-mail. I also like to exaggerate and make things up.

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My Blog

Digger... Digger Eastwood

The young kids at Marillac are monster's, man, MONSTER'S. I've had to put the same kid in a restraint for two weeks in a row. Last Sunday he hit a girl in the face with a basketball. Threw it at her a...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:34:00 GMT

You should think positively about me not smacking you!

This girl that I work with came into work one day with a book. She set's iton the table and sits in front of me and ask me how I'm doing and blah blahblah. I eventually ask her what it is she's readin...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:05:00 GMT

to catch a predator

Has anyone seen this show? They catch perverts that try to have sex with under aged teens.It's great. Well, I was busted in one of their sting's. Yeah, it's true. Because of Meagans Law or Reagans Law...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Gay happens

I had a funny incident at work about a week ago. I have a virus. It identifies itself as the trojan add pop-up or some shit like that. Basically I have random add's pop up at various times during my w...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 19:43:00 GMT