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About Me

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Depending on how you know me I'm Hayley, Hales, Hail, H, Haylium©, Squeaky, Snailey or Evans. I don't care about fashion and can mostly be seen wearing jeans and some form of black top. I'm dyslexic. I love musicals!!! I like to collect tacky things. I've come to terms with the fact that i've been a geek almost all of my life. I enjoy pie. I like to laugh at people who can't stand up on the top deck of a bus. I'm a dirty straight. I hate the colour yellow. I'm "very witty, but my wit doesn't help a classroom enviroment". My body art includes a pierced lip, tattoo of a Chinese symbol on my arm, one of a bird on my hip and the theatre masks on my right wrist. I'm a hardcore veggie, but couldn't last out being a vegan!I have 2 guinea pigs called Tallulah and Roxy and 2 mice called Pree and Gage.
My key ring sums me up pretty well:-

"I'm immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy & loud but I'm fun!"

Saying that i do hate being late with a passion and i hate it when other people are late. Dam you lords of time!!!
As well as that am also Performance Design and Management student at the Arden School of Theatre in Manchester. When I'm grown up I wanna be a Stage Manager and then possibly go into teaching. My normal pay the bills job is a wench in the Baa Bar on deansgate locks (classy i know). I've spent almost 4 years working for Baa my goal is to one day leave for good.
I'm from the nice part of the nice part of Liverpool- Woolton Village. I guess thats pretty much it apart from that I have a high pitched voice and my brother looks like Kenzie from blazin squad!
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My Interests



I don't really care if ya think i'm strange I ain't gonna change!

    watching- Theatre, Films, porn, men Doing- stage makeup, stage management, building set, yoga, drinking, PETS Playing- backgammon, poker, gamecube Caring- animal rights (viva), stewarding at festivals (for oxfam), member of CAT (center of alternative technology)


I'd like to meet:

    The Dresden Dolls Leigh Bowry Charlotte Keatley Marilyn Monroe John Lennon

"my family and my friends and all the little kids that love me make me strong and no matter how this ends i know i'll never ever ever be alone"

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Music:


    "You said you're gross my darling, I said no I'm rock and roll!"

    The Dresden Dolls♥ Amanda Palmer Kimya Dawson ♥ The Moldy Peaches Jason Webley The Distillers The cure Kosheen Regina Spektor♥ Pulp Neutral milk hotel♥ The Beatles Kirsty McColl Metallica The Sweet Courtney Love Hole Alkaline Trio Smashing Pumpkins Bush The Bloodhound Gang Pj Harvey Guns and Roses Black Sabbath Ozzy Buddy Holly The Black Eyed Peas Less Than Jake Korn Soil Dolly Parton Johnny Cash Blink 182 No Doubt (old school) Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Pixies Placebo Sean Paul David Bowie Nirvana Foo fighters HumanWine NIN also showtunes from loads of musicals!!

Movies:


    Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind Rocky Horror Picture show LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE Pan's Labyrinth The notorius Betty Page The Phantom of the Opera Taboo Little shop of horrors The king and I The sound of music Cabaret Grease Shock Treatment Evita The nightmare before christmas...well any tim burton films really Sid and Nancy Educating rita Tommy Almost famous Fear and loathing in lasvegas Donnie Darko Bill ans Ted Bridget Jones diary Spirited away Downfall Napoleon Dynamite What dreams may come

Television:

    I don't really watch TV anymore, but i do like- Mythbusters!!!! Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends Captain Planet Lost strange doc's on channel 4 Dr Who pokemon Wonder Showzen The young ones south park family guy invader zim futurama


Books:

I read more plays than books, but i do like:-

  • Fly Fishing by J.R Hartley
  • melancholy death of oyster boy by tim burton
  • The Hobbit
  • The Catcher in the Rye Bridget Jones Diary + The edge of reason
  • Animal Farm
  • I ♥ the Lenore comics
  • Heroes:

    The unseen people of the theatre world!Matty Rose and my Nana

    PlaysI love all these plays as long as Jonathan Wilkes is not cast in any of them. He's a talentless wanker. I also tend to end up loving anything i work on just coz it wears me down.

      Oh What A Lovely War! Cloud Nine Cooking with Elvis Blood Brothers My mother said i never should World music Our country's good Mother Courage and her children Tommy Shirley Valentine Saturday Night Fever The Crucible Angels in America (part 1 & 2) Grease Taboo Titus Andronicus The play that I wrote Rocky Horror The Jerry Springer Opera Educating Rita Yerma Medea The island Threepenny Opera A Midsummers night dream Chicago The Diversification of veg boy