Treee

My friends call me Treee ______________________________________________________ (((Description))) ______________________________________________________ I am very single, extremely available and super desperate!! In need of care and attention ASAP. If you have not done any charity work this year, now is a great opportunity to catch up. Simply send me a message and let me have a date for Once IN MY LIFE!! The whole neighbourhood'll thank you. It is THAT serious!! :D Generally I am considered a hybrid between a FOB and a MOB. At times perhaps occationally a SOB. Psychologically I am between the age of 5 and 16. Evolution wise I am quite advanced with little hair on the back of my hand. Often I am classified as the weirdo next door. No friends, no life, no hunnee, no monnee, no work, no school, no goal and no clue whats going on all the time. One chance, one dream, one opportunity, is it thaaaaaaaaat much to aaASK?!??___________________________________________________ ___ ( ( ( Physical Properties ) ) ) ______________________________________________________ Ht=5'10 1/4 (evening ht), 5'10 3/4 (morning ht); Ave Weight=170lbs; Ave Blood Pressure=120; Skin Type=Pale and Smooth; Hair Colour=Dark Brown; Tummy Capacity=5 bowls of rice; Alcohol Tolerance=0.0000000000000001% ______________________________________________________ ( ( ( Experience ) ) ) ______________________________________________________ Battled hails and winds of Tornado. Rescued by power of Yang. Self proclaimed Grand Master to a non violent and non physical fighting style called Treee Win Do. Fell from the sky on a parachute tied to the shore. Confused post offices for changing address over 15 times. Hated by car dealers for not buying a car every 3 yrs. Best customer to car mechanics for not buying a car every 3 yrs. Admired by children for high tolerance of abuse. Capable of saying "hi" in 9 different languages. Capable of swearing "f u" in 5 different languages. Survived in the city that never sleeps for 2 years, with sleep. Climbed more buildings in Manhattan than King Kong. Hit a hole in one Caddyshack Style. Attempted unsuccessfully to cross the street without looking in Asia. Attempted successfully crossing the Atlantic Ocean, Europe, Asia and the Pacific Ocean in 5 days driving the opposite direction. ___________________________________________________________ ( ( ( Discovery ) ) ) ___________________________________________________________ Cereal in tea. Coke on garlic bread. Rice with wasabe. Ketchup on dumplings. Ice tea ice cream. Fried rice in soup. Sprite in Orange Julius