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Fundraiser for Leukemia/Lymphoma Society since 2003, have walked in 4 Light The Night 3-mile marathons & 2 13.1 mile marathons with Team In Training!
Pro Wrestler since 1999, trained by Captain Rick Adams, lives in Reading PA!
I am a Store Director of GameCrazy in Kenhorst PA.
I am one cool chick. I love video games, comic books, Buffy & other heroines, hanging out at the mall, walking in the rain, getting to know people, partying with friends & family, halloween stuff, creepy photography & ghosthunting!
Cabbie: Im in a diner, there's so many old people here it looks like a buffet for the grim reaper.
Kris:Maybe you already died & that's your purgatory.
Cabbie:Then that sucks...alot.
Kris:You are forever damned to wait for Gus to get outta the shitter. And spend forever listening to Elton John on the easy music channel on the speakers.
Cabbie:Hey I like Elton...he has a cool gimmick.
Robbie: (weather in Lancaster in October) It's ass-degrees below zero out here!
Robbie: (regarding his hangover) It tastes like a small brown dog crawled in my mouth & died.
Robbie: (commenting on a new vodka we bought) It tastes like old shoes & ass.
Rick: Why are you buying Easter cards? You don't celebrate Easter...
Kris: I like *bunny* easter, not *Christ* easter.
Me: So why do they have freakin' Disney at the end of the Thanksgiving Day parade? What, are they all high & mighty? Like they're the money shot of the damn thing...
Nikki: Um, did you just use the words "money shot" and "Disney" in the same sentence?
Nikki: If I could put THIS leg up HERE....(kicks left leg at her side) and put my other leg up HERE...(kicks right leg at her side), then I'd put my arms down like THIS (puts them at her crotch) THEN I COULD BE VENOM!! hisssssssss
Me: sometimes I'm not sure we're twins.
Douche1: So, how was your day at work?
Krude: Uh, I got let go at lunchtime.
Me to Douche1: Good job man, that's awesome....why don't you just ask Rick how his cancer is doing?
Dude 1: See that funeral parlor over there? That's owned by my uncle.
Me: That's nice. (pauses, thinks) ...Do you get discounts?
Weirdo1: If there was a super song for indy wrestlers, it would be "One Moment In Time" from Whitney Houston
Weirdo1: but its not gay
Weirdo1: cause i say so
Me: Erm....yeah, just a little...
Weirdo1: No no i said it wasnt
Me: You can't just "no gay" stampsies it!
Krude: reggie bush is going to be performing my moms kidney transplant
KrisTheSlayer: they won't use anesthesia
KrisTheSlayer: chuck norris will just roundhouse kick your mom in the face
Krude: noooooooooooo way
Krude: he can roundhouse kick me
KrisTheSlayer: then you spike her on the ringpost
KrisTheSlayer: she's down selling & you are grinding for the ladies....but...LOOK OUT, mom's got a chair
KrisTheSlayer: she was faking it!!
Krude: im not wrestling my mom NOT working my mom
Krude: "i will not cheat when i wrestle my mom"
KrisTheSlayer: "I will not present a trading card as a valid PA id"
Krude: that was pretty cool i shoulda taken my shirt off and done the pose
KrisTheSlayer: the big dude at the casino didn't think so
Krude: thats cuz i didnt sign it
KrisTheSlayer: sometimes i wonder if we've been hit in the head too many times
Krude: (to himself regarding his soda) I don't like this on my right side. (moves it over to the over side of the table)
Me: That is SO going on myspace man.