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jacob

Life is my wife, and I remain faithful

About Me

I have a powerful lust for sex, drugs,booze,cigarttes,music,film, and food. Basically I love to have a fun every day of my life.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacob Joshua
Birthday: Dec. 7th 1984
Birthplace: New York, New York
Current Location: Montreal 'sti
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Fair
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: part Wasp, part Jew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dunnits
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: becoming a broken old man
Your Perfect Pizza: Fresh mozerella pie(anywhere in Brooklyn)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: already
Your Best Physical Feature: hehehe
Your Bedtime: too late
Your Most Missed Memory: the womb
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: face time is best done one on one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton all the why
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends but usually vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: oh yes, cigarettes, cigars, and shesha
Do you Swear: hell no
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: if i leave me house, yes
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: university(it just sounds better)
Do you want to get Married: fuck that noise
Do you belive in yourself: sure do
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: My Mom says so
Are you a Health Freak: at times
Do you get along with your Parents: usually
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: 4
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What exactly consitutes a date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live in Montreal, what do you think?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I haven't done that in years
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: unfortunately no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: maybe a heart
Ever been Drunk: every stage known to man
Ever been called a Tease: actually yes
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: They say drowning is peaceful but rocketing towards the earth seems like more fun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Playboy
What country would you most like to Visit: the EU
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any colour
Favourite Hair Color: as long as the collars and cuffs match...
Short or Long Hair: longer then mine
Height: anything but midget status
Weight: perfect ratio to their height
Best Clothing Style: anythang sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh god, just exclude Heroine(hey there's no fucking e in heroin)
Number of CDs I own: couple hundred atleast
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, ya live ya learn
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My Interests

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero (Hey honey thats Latin. Apparently Jacob is an educated man, now i really hate him!)

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who can dig my jive

Music:

Everything from clasical to electronica(as long as it has soul)

Movies:

Bond,James Bond, Bogart, Kubrick, Stone, all genres, all eras

Books:

Anything beat ,Orwell, Shakespeare, Poe , Sir Arthur Connan Doyle, Ian Fleming, Huxley, and Nabokov

Heroes:

James Bond, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Fritz the cat and Thomas O'Malley(the alley cat)

My Blog

we are sooooooooo fucked

I sorry for being a negative nancy here and maybe bumming some folks out but someone needs to say this: WE ARE FUCKED. As a man living in montreal i can see that global warming is already here and fu...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:19:00 PST