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About Me

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

George Bernard Shaw, "Man and Superman" (1903), act 4

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TOM VEK C-C (You Set The Fire In Me)

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
Nic Nell- 'Glow'

My Interests

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When will this album get a damned US release?!


My Blog

Old Time Religion

From the now defunct website, "Theists Suck".  Unfortunately, not all the commandments were completed, but it's still great.   "Obey Thy Ten Commandments, Or Else":      ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:50:00 GMT

happy

It's amazing how much being happy with someone can change things, isn't it?
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:25:00 GMT

Jesus and Snoopy

william and i proudly proclaimeth that we're in print!!  whoo-hoo!  our first comic strip was published in the local fan-zine (see, Jackie, i said it!) Jesus and Snoopy.  it should be a...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:16:00 GMT

Saturday Past

Saturday morning i woke up early and went to the ResCare Plane Pull benefit.  My team of almost 40, mostly people from work, pulled the plane as two separate teams.  I was on the first team ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 15:58:00 GMT

the pirate's life for me: a short, short story.

the man once known as Bear had no longer his Love. washed away with the tide as She was. a tide named Not Him. so he lamented his loss of Her. and the advent of Not Him. not knowing what to do with ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:48:00 GMT

best verb ever

Rachel and i have decided that the coolest new verb is "lesbian" i.e.:  "I was talking to her and she totally tried to lesbian me!" or "yeah, that's awesome, i'll have to lesbian it sometime!"...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 21:42:00 GMT

smells like teen what now?

so, i just went to the bathroom at work here a little bit ago (if you already don't like where this is going, i suggest you leave) because i realllllly had to pee.  for a while now we've had thos...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:47:00 GMT

what the...?

okay... so, this may seem pretty pointless -as most of my rambling probably does- but i was sitting in my cube this morning and heard someone nearby say, "so i told him, 'draw the building then you c...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 09:42:00 GMT

mr. gorbachev... tear down this wall

so, after a flurry of last minute work, william and i have finally finished our first comic.  it's only 3 pages, but it was a lot of work the way i'm illustrating it and his computer editing.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 17:01:00 GMT

Bob Denver, dead at 70

Rest in piece, Bob Denver.  Gilligan was an inspiration to us all.  as we can tell by the current state of our planet... and in case anyone is wondering... Mary Ann.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 17:55:00 GMT