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Dead Crooners

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About Me



There was a man, a certain man, his name was known across the land, he was the Doc of Beef Rock, Everthing's-Gonna-Be-Alright...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/09/2005
Band Website: www.deadcrooners.co.uk
Band Members: Tony D'Wonderful -
Vocals/ Alan Titchmarsh's housebound withered twin

Jeevan Hellzapoppin -
Penis Shaped Guitar/ Bad Attitude

Micky 'Candy Hips' McGregor -
(Ace of) Bass/ Scrawny Magnetism

'Sir' Martin StickSmith -
Drums and Harpsichord/ Charisma

Influences: Treguard
Lobster Hats
Pugwall
Spaceballs
Giant Novelty Pencils
Mandrake The Magician
Roy's Bag
Tank Candy
Eugene
Ricky Otto
Joe Camel
The Hairy Cornflake
Golden Earring
Gary Coleman
Gilbert the Alien
Western-Super-Mare Tropicana
A common hatred of Christopher Biggins, and fairtrade coffee
The Ex
Laminated Marco Negri posters
eWAN eWAN & The eWANS
David Van Day
Ranking Roger
Eggheads
Iron Balls McGinty
Jonty
Uncle Peter
Bas Savage
Teaching Elvis Presley how to play karate
Lenny Bennett
Regular visits to Tescos to occasionally purchase our best clothes
Zizou's Mum
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid
Fumaca
Fictional anecdotes of John Gregory's acoustic guitar prowess

Sounds Like: Ultimate Kaos and Pickled Cabbage
Record Label: They need us, we don't need them...

My Blog

Croon 2!

This is Sticksmith here since the Crooners departure it feels as though were eligable to be filmed for an episode of "Where are they now?" Well since leaving the crooners i have Started Uni but ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:08:00 GMT

Defunct but not de-funked

Many of you will have participated in yesterday's minute's silence to mark the end of the period historians are already calling "The Dead Crooners Era". Dead Crooners can now confirm that the rum...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:52:00 GMT

Done and Dirty

After months of speculation, deliberation, synchopation and moments of hibernation Dead Crooners finally entered the NEXT stage of their quest - the difficult second E.P. The songs had been given an a...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 17:21:00 GMT

Dead Crooners to pen World Cup song!

Dead Crooners are delighted to announce that they have been chosen to record the theme tune for the World Cup. Dead Crooners will be invited to perform at the opening match of the top soccer tour...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:39:00 GMT

Back in Black dilweeds.

Wa-Ay ya bollocks. Dead Crooners here, were back you hear! We have got some monster white muffin songs that are currently being finished by our beefrock technicians in the lab, and don't worry your co...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 13:10:00 GMT

Back like a trainwreck

DEAD CROONERS are currently back in the rehearsal room after a time out when Tony D's mum caught us watchin An audience with Dick Emery.. ALSO keep your eyes fixed to the website for serious fun and a...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:34:00 GMT

WELCOME!

Hey everyone, this is The Dead Crooners very own myspace patch, now i have only just opened this space so you'll have to bear with me on how boring it is, but hopefully be filled pics, news ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:00:00 GMT