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Lambs of Abortion

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Member Since: 02/09/2005
Band Website: www.lambsofabortion.com
Band Members: Jasper Valentino Oppenheimer IV - Truth

Stetson McWinchester - Firearms

Joe the Plumber - Sex Criminal (Acquitted)

Maxtone Witherball - Browntone McBlown'speakers

Cole Hammond - The Height
Influences: Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters, Ministry, Bob Dylan, Hunter Thompson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gun Club, Bill Burroughs, Karl Rove, Faith No More, The GOP, cheap champagne, .357, America, Iraq, War, money, dignity, faith, Jesus, oil, love.
Sounds Like: Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters, Ministry, Bob Dylan, Hunter Thompson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gun Club, Bill Burroughs, Karl Rove, Faith No More, The GOP, cheap champagne, .357, America, Iraq, War, money, dignity, faith, Jesus, oil, love.
Record Label: My Lee progressive bullet press

My Blog

Chinese Monarchy

so after listening to the new GnR album yesterday, i figured i'd give it a minute or two to settle in, and then listen again today and try to be a little more objective about it...  Unfortunately...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:47:00 GMT

The Ahab Syndrome, Fox News stays in the tunnel with McCain, PA and McCarthy

Some of us are not planning so much for the bliss of retirement, but selling short that long dream for the dangerous, violent urgency of now. Those of us not invested in our futures... ah well, the ja...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:32:00 GMT

Secure Your Prosperity

Now more than ever it is vital to the security of this nation that each and every one of you do your American duty and report suspicious activities of your strange, different, possibly ethnic neighbor...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:20:00 GMT

Nick Cave is yelling at me; I keep telling him to shut up but I keep drinking beer

All these fucking social networking hack-jobs glued together with frozen o-rings spilling liquid rocket fuel onto the platform ready to blast the next fucking American Hope for a Future back into King...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:49:00 GMT

Day of Reckoning

Taken from practice last Thursday, the Lambs' latest endeavor titled "Day of Reckoning" is up here on myspace, along with all new, more recent recordings of the other songs. The Lambs sincerely hope a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:24:00 GMT

Suicide Hit & Run

For immediate release:Jasper Valentino Oppenheimer IV was maliciously injured by a suicide hit and run yesterday. There were no clear markings on the white, rusted Monte Carlo that fled the scene but ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:26:00 GMT

Is this on?

I think the Lambs of Abortion should sign up for WAMI. Because nothing says Rock and motherfuckin' Roll like this fucking picture:A WAMI Holiday Party. An exciting time to gather with your fellow fuck...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:10:00 GMT

Smitherton Wigglesworth’s acquittal!

The drummer, Mr. Wigglesworth, would like to mention that his recent acquittal on sex-crime charges will not affect his playing on June 6th, and he thanks all the support he received throughout this l...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Booker’s Bourbon.

You ever notice how theMySpace EQ graphic seems to imply that every other measure is one giant bass swell, while the high end drifts lazily up, around, and down the spectrum? What the fuck music is th...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT

Rev Wigglesworth’s Praise Report Extravaganza!

Greetings in the name of our risen savior, the lord jesus christ. Amen. This here is Rev Smitherton Wigglesworth, drummervangelist for the mighty Lambs of Abortion. ....WITH A PRAISE REPORT!! As yo...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:26:00 GMT