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Name: Svarti Kraka Hirsire inn Dansky
Birthday: 13 feb 1983
Birthplace: carmichael ca
Current Location: iraq
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: 100% danish
The Shoes You Wore Today: belleville
Your Weakness: well if i tell you might be able to take me out
Your Fears: ieds, rpgs, and, ak-47s and pretty much anything else these iraqis throw at us
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET OUT OF IRAQ ALIVE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Chicen Tastes Like Smurfs
Thoughts First Waking Up: must pee NOW!! NICOTEIN!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: either my lips or eyes
Your Bedtime: when im about to fall over from exuastion
Your Most Missed Memory: the one when im not in iraq
Pepsi or Coke: JOLT!!! MWAHAHAHA
MacDonalds or Burger King: EWWWW are you seriuos i used to be a wellpaid chef
Single or Group Dates: that depends in this group are there any other guys?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no no no JOLT DAMN IT JOLT!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: peaches
Cappuccino or Coffee: espresso
Do you Smoke: like a freight train
Do you Swear: i actualy try not to but in iraq around all these other foulmouthed guys its hard
Do you Sing: yes i love singing
Do you Shower Daily: here im lucky if i get one every other day but at home yes
Have you Been in Love: ah love what a funny thing....mabey
Do you want to go to College: yep i just havent decided what im going to do yet
Do you want to get Married: uhhh mabey mabey not idk
Do you belive in yourself: well yeah i mean if i didnt that would be pretty weird
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope im........Dead Sexxxy!!!
Are you a Health Freak: they have to drag me to the gym but i do stay in shape
Do you get along with your Parents: i dont talk to my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: do monkeys masturbate?
Do you play an Instrument: several....but mostly just bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im not alowed to drink in iraq
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah alot
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do my sleeping pills count?...i have a perscription!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah right the guys here arent that cute...eeeww
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not many of those here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: two or three
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i hate that crap
In the past month have you been on Stage: i dont think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: got to have a girl to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ha i havent even been swimming in over a year
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i fucking hate theives
Ever been Drunk: uh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yes but it was j/p
Ever been Beaten up: ive taken a few beatings and given out a few too
Ever Shoplifted: not (ref: back 4 Qs)
How do you want to Die: like a rat, eaten up by a .....uh oh sorry
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ha NEVER will i do such a thing oh ok if i must ill tell ya if you ask
What country would you most like to Visit: i wish i could "visit" the U.S. and be living back in denmark again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red or black
Short or Long Hair: depends on how its cut
Height: as long as shes not amazon woman
Weight: well that depends on her body i would rather have a little chub then ultra skinny
Best Clothing Style: im into goth stuff but as long as its not too preppy gansta or white trash
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 non perscribed illegal substances but none lately
Number of CDs I own: about twelve hundred
Number of Piercings: had 27 now im down two 0 but im getting some again soon
Number of Tattoos: one hand done and two professional
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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Loner


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Prep


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My Interests

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My Blog

BLAHG

Hey everyone ! im just sitting here bored as hell and thought i would write something weather its interesting or not. im working on my page getting a new look for it and other than that ive just be...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:23:00 GMT

world of warcraft!!!

hey if you play world of warcraft look me up my chacter is "Hirsire" on the alliance feathermoon server come play with me (hehehe) we have a guild with 50 ppl and growing everyday!!
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 05:10:00 GMT

Z? Read a Fucking Book!

i want my zimm!!!!  ok i just got my final gloom cookie book(vol.3) and i got dreary and naughty first of two now i must have zimm!!!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:24:00 GMT

shaping up

 hey my profile is finaly starting to shape-up ive got tons of little weird things for everyone to see even some ass kicking music!!
Posted by on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:12:00 GMT

yippie!!

finally starting to get some decent stuff on my profile still trying to get a decent editor though ive tried 3 different ones now and they all suck plus my image hosting site banned my ip addy for no ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 05:53:00 GMT

frigan a

this crap is really starting to piss me off this is the fifth time ive tried to write something if it works this time then ill write something later if not then screw it!!! im on yahoo as life_grea...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 09:37:00 GMT