About Me
I am Luke. I am me. I am perfect, flawed, and everything in between. I love, have loved, and have been loved in return. I am hated. I am respected, and often disrespected. I am neverending. I never start. I never quit, but quit too soon. I am selflessly selfish, and always right...unless I'm left, in which case I'm wrong. I know everything about nothing, and nothing about everything. Everyone is someone to me, and someone is everything. I am confusing. I am crystal-clear. I am easy to read, but written in Sanskrit. People tend to care about me, even as they continuously lie to my face. I am trustworthy. I am loyal, to a flaw. I am cold. I am never too hot. I am Luke-warm. Unless I'm working...cause then I'm Luke-hot-as-hell. I hate outside. I hate the sun. I have never smoked, drank, or done any drugs. I never will. I do me, while you do you. I'm confident. I'm goofy, a geek, dork, and nerd. I love it, and couldn't care less if you do or don't. I'm nice. Friendly. I make people happy. I make people smile. I don't make my bed. I make mistakes. I make peace. I make pieces. I repair what's broken...except for myself. I make potty. I make jokes. I laugh. I cry. I make others follow suit. I've never worn a suit. I live daily. I live nightly. I live by the day, and die by the minute. I have literally dyed several times. It was my hair, and it has tasted of rainbows in it's time. I am getting old, but not growing up. I am determined, focused, and too lazy for it to matter. I am as stubborn as they come. I am a good listener, especially when I'm talking. I am elaborate, flashy, vain...and humble. I am good at absolutely everything I do. Unfortunately I'm great at nothing. I make lasting impressions. I am forgotten, but do not forget. I learn. I adapt. I survive by eating the corpses of my demons. I am smart, but too stupid to make a difference. I get by. I have a hero-complex. I like helping people, except myself. I am calculating. I am "anal", but not literally. I've made friends, made up, out, bets, and vows. I can cook, but don't, as I despise dishes. I still eat Gerber baby food, but do not eat German babys as food, as that would be weird. I act a fool, play the fool, fool around, and am generally just fooling myself. I've wished upon a fallen star, and fallen into a wishing well. I work hard at not working, and rush to do nothing. I get a rush from doing nothing. I have no compassion for people I do not know, and am overly compassionate to people I do. I should be more than I am. I am happy. I am sad. I am somewhere between here and there, but always feel out of place. I don't know whether I'm coming or going most of the time. I know where I've been, but have forgotten how I got there. I wonder. I am a wonder. I am alive. I am a lie. I am the truth, the fiction, the non-fiction, the biography, and the novel, but never the short-story. The story of my life will be legendary. I will go down in history as the man who tried harder than everyone...without accomplishing anything. The longest book ever printed. Unfortunately most of the pages are blank. Fill in the ____. If you don't know me then you probably know me better than those that know they know me. I just confused myself. I do it regularly, and sometime confuse myself too. I play Yugioh, videogames, music, and myself. I love me, but hate who I'm becoming. I hold the world on my shoulders, but don't use an Atlas. I have GPS. I am faithless, but do not have less faith. I am kindhearted, with the kind of heart that is hard to find. I don't believe the hype. I am hyper. I try to burn every bridge I cross, but always forget the matches. I am substantial. I am substandard. I am above average, but only in reverse-alphabetical order.
It's a pleasure to meet you...
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