howd I become Ross Geller? profile picture

howd I become Ross Geller?

The record begins with a song of rebellion

About Me

At the end of the road I'm looking foward to saying that I did everything I could do to do everything I could do....Does that make sense? Seriously? I'm the jello pudding pop to your mac and cheese....Some call me a nimble jazz goat...Were I a liquor I'd be malt, most likely soemthing of the Shlitz variety.....Does any of this make sense to you?

My Interests

Photography, painting, reading, writing, outdoor play time, film, whiffle ball, baseball, football, rain

I'd like to meet:

Anyone other than Jesus....Really, that guys had it tough and as far as I'm concerned should he step foot on earth he deserves a break from our plees...Just think of the tabloid pressure he'll recieve when he gets here.

Music:

....Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Doors, Charlie Daniels Band, Belle & Sebastian, Morrisey, Parliement Funkadelic, Live, Pearl Jam, The Cars, Butch Walker, Mother Love Bone, Beatles, Radio Head, Joe Cocker, Rolling Stones, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Tool, early Marilyn Manson, Alice in Chains, Our Lady Peace, Flamming Lips (Buy Acid, great discs), Jimmy Eat World, Elton John, Billy Joel (Play piano and I'm yours!)...seriously, this list could take days....

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Laurence of Arabia, American History X, Permenant Midnight, Monster, Shawshank Redemption, The Celebration, Bread and Chocolate, Edward Scissorhands, Cry Baby, Super Troopers,Hairspray, Dinner, Beautiful Girls, When Harry met Sally, Big,Lost in Translation, Die Hard, Star Wars, Indiana Jones...another list that could go on forver

Television:

HBO, Court TV, Animal Planet....Can't anyone else make anything worth watching...Talespin, Animaniacs, Family Guy, The Office, Archie Bunker, Night Court, Cheers

Books:

anything by Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland, Eggers, Chabon, Palahniuk, Dan Brown, Bret Easton Ellis, Tom Robbins...etc...and if you tell me it's good, I'll read it.... Huge Harry Potter fan....

Heroes:

Mom, Dad, Bro, Sis... Che, Nixon, Kennedy, Patton, Spielberg... The people that work for the SPCA, Humane Society. The people that have managed to keep in touch with me since college.