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Don't Click Here

This is your Captain speaking....

About Me

I am a beautiful and unique snowflake, everyone else just copied me. ;) Yesterday I was in LA, clubbing and partying till my voice gave out. The week before that, I was cruising through Reno, meeting everyone who walked by me. Who knows where I'll be next week...I also have super powers.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who can live up to my stadards! I'm sick of all these women who only half ass there attempts to impress me. They are a dime a dozen. So ask yourself one thing, can you hold my attention?

Movies:

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." Equilibrium

Television:

Television was the downfall of human interaction. That, and the Internet. If you want to get to know me, we are going to have to meet face to face. I just don't do it any other way.

My Blog

Table for Two (kinda long)

Table for TwoHave you ever wondered about all the beautiful things in life? Such as the feel of sunshine on your face on a sunny afternoon. Or the sight of a rainbow after a summer shower, or the smel...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST

Crank

Last line of the movie. It's probably a bit of a spoiler, but still a great quote.Chev Chelios: Hey doll, looks like I let you down again. It's like all my life I've just been going, going, going. Wi...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

The things I think about

Im sitting here, listening to In the End by Linkin Park. Im staring at a little flash advertisement telling me to shoot the bunny and I can get a new razor cell phone. Im talking to a friend about G...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:34:00 PST

Things that do more than mildly irk me...

Things that just piss me off People who think they understand mePeople who hold me downIgnorancePeople who don't use their blinker to change lanes. "Friends" who don't give two shits about y...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:17:00 PST

Busy Work

I've been busy the last week. I almost completely forgot about Easter. It was nice to get to take some time off, though, and hang out with my family.On to other more interesting things. I've been h...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:11:00 PST

I shouldn't be writing this

Yeah, I shouldn't be here right now... at my computer.. writing this. I should be out drinking alcoholic beverages and makeing out with beautiful and random women at some party. Or maybe out having ...
Posted by Don't Click Here on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:45:00 PST