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she gets skeeted on, never skeeted in

About Me

Hm. Well, I'm pretty lazy. I'd rather convince you to do something for me than do it myself, even if convincing would take much more energy than just doing it. I sometimes start arguments because I'm bored and have nothing better to do, but who doesn't do that? I've got pretty high standards when it comes to most things. I can get pretty annoying sometimes, but if you know me, you don't let it get to you. That just makes it worse. I love Guitar Hero, but I'm not nearly as good as everybody else seems to be. I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic. My IM screen name is deadSam6 (don't ask). I guess if you want to know more, do something about it.

My Interests

south park, having fun, tennis, hanging out, your mother, office space, aqua teen hunger force, master shake, cartoons, pirates, music, hanging out

I'd like to meet:

How am I supposed to know who I want to meet before I meet them? That doesn't make any sense

Music:

I mostly like all kinds of rock and stuff, classic rock, hard rock, a couple of punk songs rage against the machine (i want to sex them),led zeppelin,the rolling stones,david bowie,AC/DC,twisted sister,aerosmith,sublime,sound garden,smashing pumpkins,RA,audioslave,dr dre,the bloodhound gang,michael jackson,the beastie boys,jimi hendrix,black sabbath,the doors,eminem (i don't care what you say, i like him),sinatra,godsmack,flock of seagulls,guns & roses,GWAR,the clash,NWA,metallica,motley crue,nine inch nails,disturbed,nirvana,prodigy,queen

Movies:

Office Space, the greatest movie ever. Other good ones are the South Park movie, HOME ALONE (hell fucking yes), Scarface, The Godfather, Labyrinth, The Matrix, Lair of the White Worm, pretty much any comedy, Terminator 2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kill Bill vol 1 and 2, pretty much any Tarantino flick, lots of others but I'm too lazy to type em all out. If it's a good movie, you can pretty much assume I like it.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which is pretty much the greatest show ever. Chapelle show and South Park are the only shows that even come close. Family Guy is also way up there, so is Futurama. I love cartoons, if you couldn't tell.

Books:

lots of books

Heroes:

myself, of course. i'm the only one cool enough to be my hero.

My Blog

freeway of love

so I was coming home today on the 10, and there was absurd traffic. we were going maybe 15 mph, tops. and, as luck might have it, my air conditioning is broken in my car, so shit was like an oven. so ...
Posted by & sam on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST

read me

you did what the title told you to. you're such a weak willed sap. 
Posted by & sam on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST