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Gryffindor
"You belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart."
The Sorting Hat Quiz
Your results:
You are Superman Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 59% Robin 59% Wonder Woman 54% Batman 50% Hulk 50% The Flash 50% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 30% Catwoman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
REAL people
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Yusuf Tracey with an "E" motherfucker!!
Birthday: Friday, September 25, 1981
Birthplace: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Current Location: Gibson, long island
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scot/irish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dunno, some shits made by some child laborer
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: waking up with no penis
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, pepporoni,chicken, hot peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: hazy images of the previous day
Your Best Physical Feature: ill answer this when im not drunk
Your Bedtime: sometime before i passed out
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: oriental
Cappuccino or Coffee: french vanilla cappuccino
Do you Smoke: perhaps
Do you Swear: no fuckin way
Do you Sing: i wouldnt call it singing
Do you Shower Daily: nah, im not some sweaty fat guy
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt would i seize to exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im standing still?!?
Do you think you are Attractive: im freakin hot!!
Are you a Health Freak: nah, u only live once
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: the louder the better
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drunk right now
In the past month have you Smoked: smoke weed everyday!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sure
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: green acres sucks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreos, chips ahoy!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah, thats nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: on stage?? what the hell???
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not in the past month
Ever been Drunk: nah, whats drunk mean... der!!!
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nah, they was all pussy
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: a hail of bullets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: king of the galaxy
What country would you most like to Visit: Arabia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: wich ever
Weight: must be able to see your knees
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont have time to count them
Number of CDs I own: fuck CDs i dont listen to them
Number of Piercings: a few
Number of Tattoos: some is cool but not required
Number of things in my Past I Regret: screw regret, life's too short
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 840,523,600
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 9
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $184,176,667,707,781
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Stoner Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny.
Take the quiz: "What Married with Children chacter are you?"
Al Bundy
You are Al Bundy, a shoe salesman, you once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game in highschool, but that was then and here you are 20 years later, you barely ever eat cause of your wife buying everthing she see's, but somehow you stay alive.
You Are Meatwad
The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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You Will Die at Age 67
67
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...And how you'll die as well.
By participating in this quiz, you have unwittingly proved your randomness and insanity. Good for you. SQUIRRELS!
Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is 10...WOW! ARE U SINGLE?!?!
Quiz created with MemeGen !
Orange is your Lightsaber color.
Orange represents energy and enthusiasm. It also symbolizes strength and endurance. People with orange lightsabers are curious about life, and the world around them. Fascination catches them at every turn, and they are creative enough to understand life's potential.
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!
How long do I last in bed?
by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours 5
Minutes 58
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ink? paper pages bound together with glue and string?!? how primitive!!!
why dont you just get me some stone slabs and a chisel??
What weird misc. thing are you?
Mooning Smilie Face
You sick freak.
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.
A Slave To BDSM
Sex God
A Romantic
Virgin
Arabic
French
Latin
Spanish
Japanese
Chinese
English