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Dr. Andrew "BORT"

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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My Interests

chillen, blazen the finest in flavored hazes this side of manhattan, searching for the truth

Gryffindor

"You belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart."
The Sorting Hat Quiz

Your results:
You are Superman Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Supergirl 59% Robin 59% Wonder Woman 54% Batman 50% Hulk 50% The Flash 50% Iron Man 50% Spider-Man 30% Catwoman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

REAL people

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Yusuf Tracey with an "E" motherfucker!!
Birthday: Friday, September 25, 1981
Birthplace: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Current Location: Gibson, long island
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: scot/irish/german
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dunno, some shits made by some child laborer
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: waking up with no penis
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, pepporoni,chicken, hot peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: world domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: hazy images of the previous day
Your Best Physical Feature: ill answer this when im not drunk
Your Bedtime: sometime before i passed out
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: RC cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: oriental
Cappuccino or Coffee: french vanilla cappuccino
Do you Smoke: perhaps
Do you Swear: no fuckin way
Do you Sing: i wouldnt call it singing
Do you Shower Daily: nah, im not some sweaty fat guy
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt would i seize to exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im standing still?!?
Do you think you are Attractive: im freakin hot!!
Are you a Health Freak: nah, u only live once
Do you get along with your Parents: sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: the louder the better
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im drunk right now
In the past month have you Smoked: smoke weed everyday!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sure
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: green acres sucks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreos, chips ahoy!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah, thats nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: on stage?? what the hell???
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not in the past month
Ever been Drunk: nah, whats drunk mean... der!!!
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nah, they was all pussy
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: a hail of bullets
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: king of the galaxy
What country would you most like to Visit: Arabia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: wich ever
Weight: must be able to see your knees
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont have time to count them
Number of CDs I own: fuck CDs i dont listen to them
Number of Piercings: a few
Number of Tattoos: some is cool but not required
Number of things in my Past I Regret: screw regret, life's too short

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter
Your Favorite Target: Inanimate objects
Your Kill Count: 840,523,600
Your Battle Cry: "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Years You Spend in Jail: 9
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $184,176,667,707,781
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Music:



congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy bunny.

Take the quiz: "What Married with Children chacter are you?"

Al Bundy
You are Al Bundy, a shoe salesman, you once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game in highschool, but that was then and here you are 20 years later, you barely ever eat cause of your wife buying everthing she see's, but somehow you stay alive.

Your Linguistic Profile:


55% General American English
35% Yankee
10% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

Which Sealab 2021 crew member are you?
Sparks

Movies:



You Are Meatwad

The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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You Will Die at Age 67
67 You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...And how you'll die as well.
By participating in this quiz, you have unwittingly proved your randomness and insanity. Good for you. SQUIRRELS!

Are you hott? by evildj23
First Name
Age
Guy or Gal
Your hottness is 10...WOW! ARE U SINGLE?!?!
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Orange is your Lightsaber color.
Orange represents energy and enthusiasm. It also symbolizes strength and endurance. People with orange lightsabers are curious about life, and the world around them. Fascination catches them at every turn, and they are creative enough to understand life's potential.

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct!

Television:



How long do I last in bed? by DesideroAmor
Real Name
Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours 5
Minutes 58

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Books:

ink? paper pages bound together with glue and string?!? how primitive!!! why dont you just get me some stone slabs and a chisel??

Heroes:


What weird misc. thing are you?

Mooning Smilie Face
You sick freak.
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.
A Slave To BDSM


100%

Sex God


80%

A Romantic


45%

Virgin


20%
How are you in bed
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You scored as Arabic. You should learn Arabic! Another alphabet? No problem for you. Could be useful if you're considering being a journalist or world traveler.

Arabic


80%

French


67%

Latin


53%

Spanish


47%

Japanese


47%

Chinese


33%

English


0%
What language should you learn?

My Blog

Revolution Anyone??

if you vote for any of the candidates the media force feeds down your throat then you are an idiot. its that simple. the governtment works for US!!  if they forget this then we will ask them to l...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:55:00 PST

THE RUM DIARY: CHAPTER ONE

The Rum Diary, Chapter One by Hunter S. Thompson My apartment in New York was on Perry Street, a five minute walk from the White Horse. I often drank there, but I was never accepted because I wor...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:50:00 PST

TALE OF HEROES

the full moon shines brightly over the corpses of the brave heroes.  they went to spread freedom. they went to spread peace.  but spreading peace thru war?  this thought never occured t...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:16:00 PST

the apple children

where have all the apples gone? they used to be up in the tree. but the people came and picked them. never thinking that the supply could run low. and why would the fools think ahead? the children wou...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:28:00 PST

Ode to Hunter Thompson

Thompson and gonzo journalism will become more popular since the death of the great author. as with all icons they arent apprecitaed when they are alive. i honestly didnt know FLLV was based on real p...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:05:00 PST

raspberry beer and rain drops

the rain pours.  the alcohol creeps up slow.  whats it afraid of?  one can hide in a bottle but not forever. the brudish realities sink in and you wonder to your self "who are these peo...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 10:01:00 PST

HISTORY AND HYPOCRACY

career scientists are not interested in history or the truth.  they base their lifes work on shaky theories; exagerate the evidence they like and ignore what they see as a threat to their work.&n...
Posted by Dr. Andrew "BORT" on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:37:00 PST