We recently decided to post an actual bio.Stars Are Bullets has been known by many names. It's A Trap!!!, Naked Tuxedo, and Jon and Seth's Magical Musical Monkey Magic.
Stars Are Bullets consists of four people. Joe and Steph who are married, and Jon and Seth who are also married but only to their loneliness (Actually Seth has a steady girlfriend and Jon has a wife. THROW YOUR PANTIES ELSEWHERE LADIES!!! However if you do bring clean underwear to the show Jon would appreciate it...)
We have been together for a little less than a year but haven't done nearly as much as we would like because of various entanglements, jobs, and bass player debacles.
We practice in Highland at Joe and Stephs house. Their cats are our biggest fans! Their neighbors...not so much.
Individual bios:
Jon: Besides being the lead singer/rhythm guitar player for Stars Are Bullets Jon is also a DJ at 89.9 WLCA. You can hear him every Tuesday and Thursday morning from 6-9 hosting The Wake Up Call. With his band, and disk jockeying Jon likes to give people as much cause to hate him as possible.
Seth: Besides being the drumster for Stars Are Bullets Seth is also a professional smart-ass. He writes for Something Awful.com and really really really really hates you if you've posted a video to youtube recently where you are trying to be funny. Knock that shit off. Seriously.
Joe: The lead guitar player/backup singer for Stars Are Bullets enjoys video games, doing things with his bassplayer wife, and from what I (Jon) understand is employed at some hospital somewhere where he gets paid to fix paper jams in the printers.
Stephanie: The newest addition to our band. Steph was at first just a gracious wife who allowed her husband (Joe) to practice with his band at their house. However after losing more bass-players than Jon's dad has lost fingers to loan-sharks (three) Steph finally decided to step in and play bass for us. YAY!
