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ilana jill

Stupid life.

About Me

Ilana is Carlton's mom, Travis' roommate, Jessica and Raquel's sister and YOUR MySpace friend. She means well. She talks loud. She laughs a lot. She loves you in a way that is appropriate for your relationship to her and she misses you more than you would ever know! You should leave her a MySpace message or better yet call her up.... Ilana loves the sound of your voice.

My Interests

music, sports, literature, hippos, ducks, monkeys, sheep, running, frisbee golf, dodgeball, reading, writing, polka dots, bows, beaded bracelets, cryptograms, suduko, scrabble, apples to apples, JENGA!

I'd like to meet:

A new car!

Music:

I am the only person in Austin that can't play an instrument or carry a tune.

Movies:

Honestly though, Alamo Draft house is awesome.

Television:

If you invite me over and give me a fun drink I will let you turn the tv on.

Books:

Chuck Klosterman, Auggie Burroughs, My fellow Cape Codder...Kurt Vonnegut,stuff about New York City. I need an Austin Book club.

Heroes:

My cube tree (Kitty)

My Blog

Bert II A Christmas Story

Amy has pulled up the car and is patiently waiting inside it for me. I am pacing up and down the aisle staring at the trunks of several trees. Williams& nope, Smith&nope, Brown&hmmm. More trees are ad...
Posted by ilana jill on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:41:00 PST

Come support my Favorite Austin Boys...

Best Friend...Best Band...Best Video...Hopefully stardom won't go straight to their heads.Conan O'Brienhttp://www.vsocial.com/video/?d=105071 New Videohttp://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/download/45...
Posted by ilana jill on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:05:00 PST

Home for the weekend?

I'm never "home" and I never drive. But today I find myself on this man made island behind the driver's seat of a car. I know the best route from my house to my destination. It is a trip I have taken ...
Posted by ilana jill on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST

Happy Hour(s)

So am not sure if there is a standard set time for happy hour but if so it is probably somewhere between 5-7pm. Not for us. Now never to be slackers our team started drinking at an appropriate time. B...
Posted by ilana jill on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:33:00 PST

Go Team!

One of the teams in our office is going bowling together for "Team Building". We asked our boss, "Why can't we do a teambuilding activity?" He said you can&if you guys can pick an activity.   So ...
Posted by ilana jill on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:17:00 PST

Am I an official New Yorker now?

First of all I should mention that I met Jason on the street. Literally on the street. I had just moved to New York and Brenda and Leigh were in town visiting. The three of us were going to the Mercur...
Posted by ilana jill on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

Charmed Life

Today I when I got to work an enormous box filled my cube...inside was an awesome painting of a hippo guarded castle! And now&I just got free Yankees tickets&awesome seats! Woo Hoo for happy days!!!...
Posted by ilana jill on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST

Why I hate living by myself

Last night I was really tired but could not sleep. When my air conditioner is running everything I own seems to get a layer of black dust on it about every 2 days. I decided that I would quickly ...
Posted by ilana jill on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

4th of July

Yesterday Chiemi, Corey, Jo, Michael, myself and 46,495 others attended the 92nd Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot-Dog Eating Contest.   Why would someone stuff themselves full o...
Posted by ilana jill on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

I need this

I want a surface computer coffee table! http://www.microsoft.com/surface/
Posted by ilana jill on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST