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MR.Kswiss

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My Interests

Movies:

Fast times at Ridgemont High, School of Cock, every Nightmare on elm st.(loser), House of 1000 corpses, American Pie, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Oldschool, Dumb n Dumber, Billy Madison, Devil's Advocate, nethin wit Angelina Jolie, Scarface, Casino, Goodfellas...ETC..

Television:

Simpsons, Southpark, Family Guy, Laguna Beach, old surreal life's, Rescue me, Entourage, Sorparnos, Breaking Bonaduce, Howard Stern,Cathouse,Sports,Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Dave Chapelle Show .hov:hover

Books:

LET IT RAIN!!!

Heroes:


Life is Random...ask questions value='Life+is+Random...ask+questions'
Ocean or Lake? hot tub
Pizza or Chinese? chicken finger pizza wit duck sauce
Mansion or Penthouse? sex pad
Have you been on a Jet Ski? rip up houghs neck on keefas jetski until he sunk it
Are you afraid of clowns? IT
How many brothers/sisters do you have? one of each sadly
Favorite band/group? insane clown possy
Baseball or football? brady n ortiz
Favorite brand of makeup? glow in the dark body paint
Waffles or pancakes? egg mcmuff it up
Do you have an IPod? mini
Bike or scooter? rollerskates
Ever go in a hot air balloon? who the fuck does that its dangerous
How will you celebrate turning 21? drinkin until i urinate everywhere
What brand computer do you have? dude i got a dell
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? once
Favorite city? Q-side till i die baby
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? neopolitian (chocolate,vanilla, n strawberry)
Do you think you are fat? yeah im wicked fat
Ever throw up in a public place? i do everything in public
Do you have a pool? nah
Ever drive a car? like booby labonte
How many times a month do you go to the movies? once maybe
Last movie you saw? hostle made me kind of arroused is that weird??
Who is your hero? Tim richeldes
How old are your parents? no idea but their old
What deceased person would you like to meet? hitler so i could shave his mustache
Do you chew ice? ewwwww i got the chills readin that
Have you been to California? im east coast baby
Last book you read? bible
Favorite teacher? ms. bullard cus she wanted to F
Do you like to go fishing? whatever
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? at one time or in my whole life?? ;) no im faithful jk
How many of those do you regret? none it was good while it lasted
What is you average in school? 1.81 gpa, thats what u get for drinkin every nite
Favorite professional team? P.A.T.S PATS PATS PATS
Do you like mohawks? what am i on the north quincy football team??
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5ish idk
Do you floss? barely ever
Do you have braces? never
Do you bite your nails? no i cut then file
What is your last thought before falling asleep? dont pee the bed tonite hahahaha
Do you fall in love easily? i love, love
Ever have a crush and they never knew? my 2nd grade karate teachers black belt sister love of my life
Do you babysit?
Ever been shot at? 9 times they call me 50
Do you work out/exercise? when i feel like it
Do you have 6 pack abs? only 4 now i lost the the bottom two :(
Do you consider yourself nice? AHHH YES
What movie character would you like to be? Scott Howard aka teen wolf
Do you go to camp for the summer? who goes to summer camp?? u see friday the 13th?? not for me
Ever been bit by a snake? who am i? Steve Irwin
Have you been on a boat? obviously
Name of friend you have known the longest? toph walorz
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? i love a nice tramp
Ever break a bone? never im built solid
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? dick
What is your ultimate job? stay at home dad, i never wanna work...EVER!!!
Do you want to walk on the moon? im not leavin this country never mind this fuckin planet
Can you name the seven dwarfs? dopey, sleepy, grumpy..... nope
Favorite TV show? the wonder years
Apples or oranges? watermelon
Favorite model of car? ferrari
Favorite flower? im a sucker for roses
Favorite color? navy n baby blue together
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? at least twice a week
Ever climb out your bedroom window? yeah to smoke weed on the roof... n i dont even smoke weed lol
Do you live in an apartment or house? dorm room/house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? never
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? who hasnt idk if it was milk tho
How many cousins do you have? a shitload kids get shit out in my family like every day.. IM IRISH
Do you believe in ghosts? one lives in my room
If you were a bird, what would you be? a real sexy bird
Ever get stitches? fuckin boomerang rite off the face... yeah they do come back
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? no friggen way
How many kids do you want to have? 0-2
If you could change your name, what would it be? Tex Velvet
Dogs or cats? i love pussy but im gonna have to say dogs
Who do you tell your problems to? myspace
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? i trust no one my secrets stay with me now
Do you believe in love at first sight? no its just both ppl wantin sex
Do you go to church? every sunday front n center LOL
Would you marry outside your religon? yeah
Volleyball or tennis? beach volley ball in elaines back yard
How many people were at your last party? about 30 maybe more i passed out after the pats lost :(
Ever ride in a limo? yea
Ever drink champagne? don P by the bottle niqqa
Favorite dinner? chicken parm
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