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ElisaBitch

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About Me

I like wearing socks, and I like cookies. What else do you want to know? I live in Santa Cruz and I get lost easily.I like to write nonsense. I can do absolutely nothing for hours. I can do 15 things at once until I'm bored of all of it. As you read this, I am procrastinating on something.Created with mySpace Profile Editor
Tony James & the Shondells - Crimson & Clover

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My Interests

golf, writing, art, starting projects and not finishing, conducting random drunken interviews, learning new things and quickly abandoning them to the wayside. The path of least resistance. Staying home from work. Random smells: sulfur, crayons, bananas, scotch tape, permanent marker, paper bags, some plastics (primarily those used for inflatable goods. Not to be confused with inflatable dolls. That's a totally different smell. Not that I would know for certain...). I may be one of 10 people that DOESN'T want an iphone.

I'd like to meet:

Unstable, irresponsible, selfish and unoriginal people. All that matters is we like the same music. Cuz I'm shallow like that. Who really cares who I'd like to meet? This whole myspace thing is like high school online. I'm on because my friends are. Everyone (in general, there are exceptions) tries so hard to be cool with their trendy songs, posting pathetic "notice me" bulletins and using super deep and philosophical headlines, it's all meaningless. I do it too, so I'm a hypocrite. I'd like to meet more hypocrites.

Music:

Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Queens of the Stone Age, Pavement (particularly Stephen Malkmus), Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys, Primus, System of a Down, the Smiths, Blur, Soft Cell, Juliana Hatfield, Violent Femmes, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Shins, Mr. Bungle! (most Mike Patton stuff - Lovage), The White Stripes, Ben Folds, Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, foreign folk and polka music (seriously. It's fun.).

Movies:

Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, Annie Hall (almost anything by Woody Allen), So I Married an Axe Murderer, Swingers (anything by Jon Favreau), The Big Lebowski, Ghostworld, Office Space, Star Wars, Valley Girl, anything by Trey Parker, Anchorman (I love Will Ferrell), Dazed and Confused, whatever's in my netflix queue

Television:

I haven't had a TV in months, but if I did: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Larry Sanders and Seinfeld reruns, Reno 911 and the Daily Show. and sometimes CNN. and BBC shows. The Office - both versions.

Books:

I just finished Reefer Madness and The Tao of Pooh. Gave up reading The Alphabet of Manliness for now and got a library card. I need to read The Secret and Eats Shoots and Leaves by January 2nd (actually I just renewed to the 10th - I don't like to live on the edge.) Stay tuned for more updates on my pathetic attempts to read more.

Heroes:

Larry David and the planter's peanut man. Netflix. People that make food.

My Blog

H is for Heel

I just quit Second Job today. I'm over it. Tired of being miserably busy and not having time to do anything, and tired of being tired. I'm looking for a new First Job, so I won't need Second Job. I'll...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:01:00 PST

G is for Goob

Why is everyone such a fucking goob? Pretty much road rage is driving me crazy here. Surprise. I live like 3 miles from my job, how hard is it, people? Seriously. I hate everything today. I'm sick of ...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:54:00 PST

G is for Goob - addendum

Dude, I AM a goob. Last night I spent like three hours watching Season 1 of "Charles in Charge." Despite my busy life and myriad obligations, I can't wait to see what's in store for Charles and the Po...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:39:00 PST

F is for Fucktards

First of all, myspace, fuck you for erasing everything I just wrote. Jesus Fucking Christ. I clicked the "advanced editor" which is disabled for some fucktard reason, and got a pop-up "Advanced Editor...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

E is for Eadad (Eat a dick and die)

Second Work was thrilling yesterday. One customer invited me to a Mozart concerto at a church. Another told me that my breasts are amazing. Then he bought a Turbonegro sticker. So all the sniveling hi...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST

D is for Douche (I know, shocker...)

People are such douches. Seriously. Like at Second Job, there are so many people who think they're so fucking cool (not necessarily employees), it's ridiculous. I'm lazy as shit, and to my recollectio...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:23:00 PST

C is for Cockass

Everything about First Job spells cockass. Sorry Anne, cockass is currently my favorite C word.I hate Santa Cruz lately, it should be called Santa Cockass. I hate the traffic on the way to work, I hat...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:05:00 PST

B is for Bastard

Yeah yeah, I know. Bastard is an illegitimate child. Whatever. But in this case the bastard I'm referring to is my corporate office, and a cheap one at that. I get about 1.5 hours of leave time per pa...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST

A is for Asshole

Some asshole's car in the parking lot at First Job:Don't park like that, don't be an asshole. What is wrong with people? It would be bad enough if dude had some dinky small-hooded Honda (like me, for ...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

It’s been awhile

Ok, so the strike's over, and I still don't have a TV. What's everyone else doing right now? Probably getting high and watching a movie or something, since today is 420. What am I doing? Pretty much d...
Posted by ElisaBitch on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:22:00 PST