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$there's something you should know about 'me' first...... its a little comp-licated.. i live a double life...its mysterious and sexy....theres more "two" me than meets the eye....i make bad puns :D....i like ketchup... but the real secret %.... nah ketchup aint that hot. $NO NO its good i swear....i mean it goes with everything...no food can withstand the glory of ketchup %well i've always thought that BBQ sauce was good $...u r kidsding me? how do i put up with u? %u love me! $oh i do..anyways about my secret %OUR 'secret' $mine ours itts the same thing when u think about it %we are the same thing when you think about it $...except im better %pfft whatever $yeh well the secret is..u wanna tell them? %well i think you should miss-i'm-better $FINE, im glad u acknowledged it..the secret is if u havnt guessed already that there are two people sharing one profile but im better looking, right sam? %yess m'am