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Serpentine and BLACK™

I'm a GENTLEMEN bitch!

About Me


dive bars.
metal shows.
fresh prince reruns.
cuss like a sailor.
can't handle it?
then please move on.

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” --dr. seuss

Troy Van Leeuwen on playing for QOTSA:
I do both. Josh and I alternate roles. A lot of the playing is off the cuff. We are always poking each other in the chest, you know, "Top that Mother-fucker" "Oh yeah? Well my headstock is longer than yours" "So what... mine's wider". We have fun even if he is jealous of the width of mine.

"If you don't kill yourself, something else inevitably will. But no one knows how to do it better, or get it done quicker, than yourself." --robert downey jr.

sense of humor people...c'mon now.

My Interests


visit the NORTH side: <>
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Things I [LIKE]

[MUSIC]
Trent [REZNOR]♥♥
Hard liquor♥
Metal
studying Serial Killers
Dracula
Vlad the Impaler
methods of torture
Ville [Valo]♥
Jagermiester
Jack & Coke
Troy Van Leeuwen♥♥♥
Robin [FINCK] ♥
Jerome [DILLON]♥
Danny [LOHNER]♥
Charlie [CLOUSER]
James [WOLLEY]
Target
Aaron North's HAIR♥

black
chains
handcuffs
Mick [DETH]
shopping
coffee
cloves
Johnny [DEPP]♥
Los Angeles
Taco bell
Dr. Pepper
Mark Romanek
Reese's PB cups
Older guys
Mac make-up
HOUSE
The OC
[CLASSIC] rock
Pickled Cow Tongue
concerts
buying cds on the release day
my cell phone
my cat??
the washington [REDSKINS]
The Young and The Restless
The Bold and The Beautiful

Things I [DON'T] Like:
Hillary Duff
Pop Punk
emo anything
beer
Ashlee Simpson
MTV's LACK of good MUSIC
Richard Patrick
Walmart
over-staturation
too much color
overly scene kids
20-somethings that TRY
to be scene/emo
George Clooney
Russell Crowe
Bakersfield
Redbull[by itself]
virgin drinks
slow internet
bad drivers
slow drivers
slow government responses
people who need lives
the raiders
overly religious people
the way VH1 reruns EVERYTHING
gas prices
people who don't pay attention
my last roommate

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I'd like to meet:


the north side. these guys.

comment
BOX

check my
FRIENDS

enjoy the rest...

check the
MUSIC


never said you had to like it.

Music:



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Aerosmith
NINE INCH NAILS
The Doors
HIM
David Bowie
Depeche Mode
TOOL
Lamb of God
Led Zep
A Perfect Circle
nearLY
Black Light Burns
Queens Of The Stone Age
Enemy
Failure
ModWheelMood
Pink Floyd
Lacuna Coil
Killswitch Engage
Shadows Fall
Satyricon
Rob Zombie
Type O Negative
OutKast
Velvet Revolver
GnR
The Cure
The Cult
Cold
Static-X
bauhaus
Renholder
Ministry
Skinny Puppy
Puscfier
New Order
Staind
SOAD
Black Sabbath
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Bleeding Through
Motley Crue -the Shout at the Devil days!-
The Icarus Line
Dimmu Borgir
Rammstein
Children of Bodom
Kill Hannah
KoRn
Kanye West
Slayer
Jay-Z
Bloodhound Gang
CKY
Entwine
Collide
Tristania
Joss Stone
The Rolling Stones
Rasputina
Deftones
Power Man 5000
The 69 Eyes
Deadsy
Orgy
Marilyn Manson
Nas
Daniel Lioneye
Stone Temple Pilots
U2
Apocalyptica
My Chemical Romance
Jet
The Datsuns
50Cent
The Fuck Me Ups
Rooney
Billy Idol
Louis XIV
Bond
Mudvayne
In Flames
Cradle of Filth
INXS
Dizzee Rascal
Kinky
Program the Dead
Cold Play
All That Remains
Arch Enemy
White Zombie
Eighteen Visions
Kings of Leon
London After Midnight
Lunar Click
Midnight Drive
Prince
Michael and Janet Jackson
Mariah Carey *you know, the old stuff, before she went skank!*
Aaliyah
Christina Aguilera
Black Eyed Peas
Lil' Jon
Usher
N.E.R.D
Justin Timberlake
HIM
Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Missy Elliot
Santana
Blue Oyster Cult
Van Halen
AC/DC
Madonna
Duran Duran
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
The Rat Pack
Frank Sinatra
The Clash
George Strait
Garth Brooks
Keith Urban
Muse
The Eagles
Elton John
Jefferson Aeroplane
RCHP
Foo Fighters
Cold Play
TurboNegro
Steve Miller Band
Dr. Dre
Snoop D-O-double G
Pearl Jam
Sound Garden
The Bravery
Boyz II Men
Alice In Chains
Blind Mellon
Metallica*the Black album and before!*
Slipknot
Nightwish
Ozzy
Queen...
just good music!

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Liquor of Choice ..

Jagermeister
Jack Daniels
Grey Goose
Cabo Wabo
Diesel
Jamesion
crown royal
disaronio
Belvadeare
Southern Comfort
Malibu Rum
Gold Shlogger
Absinthe
Level
Segrams
Redbull [for Jager Bombs]
Milagro Silver

Movies:

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Interview with the Vampire
Zoolander
The Shining
Dogma
Edward ScissorHands
Sleepy Hollow
Nightmare Before Christmas
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Mean Girls
Mallrats
Wayne's World
Pirates of the Carribean 1,2 and 3
Vampire Hunter D [both]
Spriggan
Harry Potter [ALL]
[I ♥ Snape]
LOTR Trilogy
From Hell
X-Men 1 &2
Devil's Advocate
Seven
Underworld
Blow
Sin City
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Finding Neverland
NIN:AND ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN [LIVE]
NIN: CLOSURE
NIN: BESIDE YOU IN TIME
Friday
Boyz N The Hood
Once Upon a Time In Mexico
Sandlot
Lion King
Ice Age
Boondock Saints
If Johnny Depp's in it....

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Television:

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Law and Order:SVU
HOUSE
Conan O'Brien
HEROES
24
MY Name Is Earl
Viva La Bam
Jackass
The Fairly Odd Parents
VH1 and all those "I Love..." shows
The OC [fuck you, it's awesome]
The Young And The Restless [that's right, SOAPS bitch!]

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Books:

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Long Hard Road Out Of Hell
The Vampire Chronicles
The Dante Club
The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Frankenstein
Dracula
Trigun
Priest
The Poet In Exile

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Authors: ..

Edgar Allen Poe
Anne Rice
Dante
Bram Stoker
Zora Neale Hurston
Gris Grimly
Marilyn Manson
Mary Shelly

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Heroes:

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My MOM♥♥♥♥
Trent Reznor♥♥♥♥
will smith: the fresh prince of bel-aire
Steven Tyler
Joe Perry♥
Johnny Depp♥
Brad Pitt
Ville Valo♥♥♥
Robin Finck♥♥
Jerome Dillon♥♥
Danny Lohner♥♥
Al Pachino
Mark Romanek [the music video director]
Jonathan Davis
Jim Morrison
People who stand up for what
they believe in

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My Blog

Maynard and his LAZER. [LJ cross post!]

    that's right kiddies. maynard had LAZERS. and it was quite awesome.the concert was amazing and incredible. maynard and the band wasspot on. they couldn't have been more perfect. ...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

weekend shift

you know they're not so bad. it's laid back. and wearing jeans everyday and a band t-shirt is pretty fuckin' snazzy. but it can put a damper on a social life though. but that's why the bars stay open ...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

Jerome Dillon's pain....

From: nearLYDate: Feb 17, 2006 10:54 PM Subject: nearLY live... Body: ATTENTION EVERYONE: we need your support...in response to decisions renderred by the record company, we ask anyone and everyone i...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:47:00 PST

Trent Reznor is my MUSICAL JESUS

Last night, in Fresno, Ca, I expericed the most amazing thing in my entire life. It can even be called a religious experience of sorts. SO last night, the 20th of September, I saw the most amazing thi...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 01:00:00 PST

Busted Pipes...BUSTED dreams...

well, well...it's a busted pipe. what a burn. so let me map this out for you people...my bedroom shares a wall with our front bathroom.  and so the pipe that in that wall decided to start leaking...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'M A COLLEGE GRAD!!!! *almost...*

well, that's right kiddies, I, Amanda Christine Gonzales, have made it through this thing we call college. A little over 3 years and now I have a BS in Media Arts and Animation. Well, almost...my...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another year older

so, that's right kiddies, I'm 22 years old. I guess I'm just kinda blah about it all. I mean, I know I'm not old, but I don't feel like I've done anything interesting with my life. Sure, there's colle...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I chopped it OFF!!

well, everyone seemed to be doing it. My stepdad, one of my favorite singers, so I decided I needed a change. That long hair that was nearly to my ass is now barely past my sholders. I like my new do...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Heartagram Shoes!!!

that's right kiddies, I'm here to show off my new Heartagram shoes. *ok, I know they're for Bam, but I don't care!* I like Bam, but I LOVE HIM. so it was a worthy buy. Easter money rocks! ...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCKIN' HIM CONCERT FEB. 27TH!!!!! \\M//

You know, I really don't care what anyone thinks about it. HIM is one of the best fucking bands out there, period. That show I was able to witness on sunday,(which is my second time seeing them), was ...
Posted by Serpentine and BLACK™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST