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About Me

My name is Johana, many simply refer to me as Jojo. I am co-founder of the Sarcasm Society of America. If you can't take a joke, I can't hang out with you.It boggles my mind when people are really bad at grammar (i.e. your/you're and their/there/they're) or when people use past tense when it is supposed to be present tense ahhh but I try not to be a nazi about it.I am probably the closest to my family than anyone I know. People find it weird that my siblings and I all hang out with each other and have mutual friends. I adore my parents for all they've taught me and given me because it took a lot of sacrificing on their parts. My grandma and I had our rough patch when I was a young teenager, we just didn't see eye-to-eye, but I couldn't get along better with her now, she is such a doll. My Tio and Tia are like a second set of parents to us, they have always been there for us, and without their help we probably wouldn't be where we are today.I currently am in the longest relationship I have ever been in. Like any couple, we have our ups and downs but we both know there is an extremely strong connection there that neither of us have felt before.

My Interests

Things to do: 1. Wakeboarding [X] 2. Outdoor shooting range [X] 3. San Diego Zoo 4. Wild Animal Park [X] 5. Paintballing 6. Re-visit San Francisco 7. Shoot a BB gun [X] 8. Europe 9. Peru 10. Real camping [X] 11. Medieval Times again [X] 12. Sailing 13. Cook from scratch a FULL 5 course meal [X] 14. Marathon 15. Swim with Dolphins 16. Snorkeling 17. Fishing 18. Submarine 19. Catalina Island [X] 20. Bungee jump 21. Sky dive 22. Zip line through a forest 23. Sandboard 24. See clear blue ocean in person 25. Buy a home by/near the coast 26. Own a business 27. See a waterfall in person [X] 28. Go to Japan 29. Travel to at least half of the states here 30. Move out

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, if you have nothing but good intentions then you're OK in my book.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music takes me away from reality...

I love the coast...

Music:

...Music tells the story of my life... -Richard Cheese -Go Betty Go -Tiger Army -Amy Winehouse -Mark Ronson -Madonna -Justin Timberlake -Afi -Britney Spears (in her "sane" days) -Silverstein -Def Leppard -Pink -Timbaland -Beatles -Righteous Brothers -Doors -Nirvana -Led Zeppelin -Kelly -Queen -Snoop Dogg -Tupac -Notorious BIG -Eminem -Makeshift Hero -I love COVER SONGS....if done correctly (a la 311 with Love Song) -Moulin Rouge Soundtrack -311

Movies:

...Movies take me away from reality... -SATC -21 (if only I could count cards....) -JunO (He's the cheese to my macaroni) -Dirty Dancing (No one puts baby in a corner) -Super Bad (Possessed by the dick devil) -Knocked Up -Wedding Crashers (You motorboatin' son of a bitch) -Old School (You're my boy blue!) -Aladdin (Street rat) -Beauty and the Beast -Shrek 1 + 2 (Better out than in) -Pulp Fiction (Don't be an *L-7*) -Fifth Element (Lilu Multi-pass) -The Professional -Never Been Kissed (omg, there goes another lemming) -Mean Girls (Boo, you whore) -Anchorman (I'm in a glass case of emotion!) -Borat (Wa Wa We Wa) -Clueless (I've got a .48 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you) -Wedding Date (I bet you his dick curves? It doesn't does it? Its bloody perfect) -My Best Friends Wedding (He just came for a few hrs to, uh, fuck me) -The Devil Wears Prada (You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choos) -Ever After (I know that a life without love is no life at all)

Television:

...TV is a guilty pleasure... -Grey's Anatomy -Sex and the City -Friends -Flight of the Conchords -Gossip Girl -Entourage -Forensic Files -The Hills (for shame) -Top Chef -Heroes -Anthony Bourdain No Reservations -Modern Marvels -First 48 -Real Housewives of OC (for shame) -Keeping up with the Kardashians (for shame)

Books:

I love reading. I enjoy books that combine, crime, mystery, suspense, and romance. -Bringing Down the House -Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles -Summer Sisters by Judy Blume -Ask Alice -Harry Potter series -!Ask a Mexican! -Just textbooks lately, laaaame

Heroes:

Chris Hansen (not the football player). Dr. David Drew Pinsky Richard CheeseAll my Friends + Family

My Blog

If you like food...

I made my own profile on Yelp a bit ago and have reviewed about a dozen restaurants, still have more to go! I heart food, and I'm sure many of you share that passion with me :)http://johana.yelp.com/L...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:52:00 PST

Narnia

So Sunday I saw Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian and I have never seen the first Narnia. I must say i really liked it, when I didn't think I'd like any of the Narnia films, but then again, I thoug...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Mon, 26 May 2008 11:34:00 PST

I hate people

Long story short, my request to walk this May was approved BUT I was only given TWO tickets!!! All eligible grads got 8! So i emailed two of my large classes to see if anyone has any extras and one gu...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

Ain’t it the truth....

I stole this from Angelina, but I heart it :) ...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:04:00 PST

Life To Do List (updated)

These are things I want to do in life, I will cross out as they happen: 1. Wakeboarding2. Outdoor shooting range3. San Diego Zoo 4. Wild Animal Park5. Paintballing6. Re-visit San Francisco7. Shoot a B...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

To Do (updated)

Im From L.A.

It's nine o' clock on Monday morning and I'm late I stayed up drinking with the girls from Silver Lake With no make-up on I get into my car And then I drive into the freeway parking lot They say I...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:43:00 PST

Feng Shui Quotes

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't b...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:34:00 PST

George Bush’s Resume

Source: Thanks Edie.I will be available in January 2009, and am willing to relocate.**********************************************RESUM EGEORGE W. BUSH1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20520EDUCAT...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:56:00 PST

Recent News Stories and My Thoughts

Twins that were separated at birth married each other not knowing they were brother and sister. They were adopted to different families and only found out they were related after they got married. The...
Posted by jojo" '_' on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:07:00 PST