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Lawl, it's Dale

Bassists do it deeper.

About Me

-My name is Dale
-I like to make funny faces
-I go to an arts school
-I hate posers
-I love to give advice(Even though very few people take it)
-There's alot more to me than what you think
-I have a lefty bass named Gwyndolin
-If you think I'm emo you don't know me very well
-The Offspring are the best band ever
-I'm sort of paranoid sometimes
-I used to skate
-I used to be a hopeless romantic
-Mean people piss me off
-I hate it when there aren't any clocks in a room
-Speedos rock
-I LOVE a good movie
-Audrey Hepburn was a fox
-But then she died
-I play water polo
-I can't stand injustice on any level
-I'm single
-I'm in a band, Voodoo Sun
-myspace.com/voodoosunband
-If you're a comment whore I'll bitch at you♥
-If you ask to be in my top 12 I'll tell you to bite me

My Interests



-Sleeping
-Eating
-Hanging out
-Water polo
-Skating
-Gwyndolin
-Pimping (On occasion)

I'd like to meet:

-John Paul Jones
-Rodney Mullen
-The Offspring
-A beautiful girl with time to spare
Talk goes here

Music:

-The Offspring are the BEST!!!
-Audioslave is number 2
-Pete Yorn at number 3
-The Exies are close 4th
-Blink-182 rox teh sox for number 5
-Rage Agaisnt The Machine
-Anything by Led Zeppelin
-Black Sabbath rocks too
-MxPx
-Jet rocks out loud
-Lynyrd Skynyrd
-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-AC/DC
-Oasis
-Eagles
-White Stripes
-Green Day
-Tenacious D
-Cake
-Stephen Lynch
-Linkin Park
-The Decemberists
-Some rap
-Fountains Of Wayne
-Interpol
-Chicago
-Dashboard Confessional
-Dave Matthews Band
-Pink Floyd
-Queen
-Relient K
-Simon And Garfunkel
-Styx
-Van Halen
-Violent Femmes
-Weezer
-The Strokes
-SR-71
-Steve Miller Band
-Ozzy Osborne
-Third Eye Blind
-The Living End
-Jack Johnson
-Titanmoon
-The Clash

Movies:

-Kung Pow!!!!!!!
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
-Lord Of The Rings
-This Is Spinal Tap
-Waiting
-Zoolander
-Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
-Ninja K-mart I
-Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
-Curious George
-The Breakfast Club
-Army Of Darkness
-The Guardian
-Thank You For Smoking
-Snatch
-A Knight's Tale
-Any bad Sci-fi movie
-The Philidelphia Story
-Some Like It Hot
-Anything with Audrey Hepburn
-Flags Of Our Fathers
-North By Northwest
-The Princess Bride
-Capitan Ron
-Psycho
-The Birds
-Indiana Jones
-The Fox And The Hound
-Where The Red Fern Grows
-My Dog Skip
-Uncle Buck
-Planes, Trains, And Automobiles
-The Great Outdoors
-Cheaper By The Dozen
-Ocean's 11
-Ocean's 12
-The Guns Of Navarone
-Any War Movie
-Charade
-War Of The Worlds(The original)
-High Anxiety
-Space Balls
-Young Frankenstein
-Pretty much anything by Mel Brooks
-Salem's Lot
-The Mummy
-The Mummy Returns
-The Rookie
-Radio
-Day Of The Triffids
-Wallace And Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
-Aliens
-Spies Like Us
Beverly Hills Ninja
-Last Man Standing
-Elf
-Where Eagles Dare
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail
-Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
-Excalibur
-Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story
-Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
-40 Year Old Virgin
-The Passion Of The Christ
-Spiderman
Spiderman 2
-Bruce Almighty
-Fun With Dick And Jane
-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
-Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
-Rocky
-Saving Private Ryan
-The Thin Red Line
-Doom
-Apollo 13
-Mars Attacks
-School Of Rock
-A Night At The Roxbury
-Star Wars
-The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
-Aladdin
-Old School
-The Sentinel
-Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby
-The Marine

Television:

-The Colbert Report
-Desperate Housewives
-Grey's Anatomy
-Spongebob Squarepants
-24
-Everybody Loves Raymond

Books:

-Of Mice and Men
-Velocity
-A Tale of Two Cities
-Night
-The Bible
-The Grapes Of Wrath

Heroes:

-John Paul Jones
-Jesus
-Greg K.
-Flea
-George Bush

My Blog

Party Life

He goes out to a party10 minutes later he smahsedHe wakes up the next morningHis head feels totally trashedThen he rolls overAnd what he sees rocks his worldIt's someone nakedAnd that someone is a gir...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Thank you Jessi.

You scored as Luke Skywalker. You are most like Luke Skywalker.  Charismatic, loyal, diplomatic and brave.  You helped the alliance defeat your father Darth Vader and the empire, offering y...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Marriage

    So today in math class, I noticed Mr. Bertram's wedding ring. And I got to thinking, he must be so happy right now, with his recent marriage and all. The extra spring in his step wa...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

Thoughtful

    Today has sent me spiraling through so many different experiences I don't even know what to think. I've spilled my guts and told my deepest secrets, I've been half naked in a moving...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

I'll Be There

You look out at the nightBut nothing comes to youYeah nothing feels alrightTurn your back to the moonAnd I'll be there for youI'll be there for youWhen your world comes crashing downI'll be there for ...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

Valentine's Day Blog

Aight.So we all know what's coming.That bastard child of the holidays.Valentine's Day.Now I know lot's of you are hoping to get that speical someone's attention.But what makes this day more romantic t...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

It's Really Getting Old

All this future shit.I've had it with all the futlie attempts by others to mold me into something successful.I'll be something successful when I'm good and damn ready.So back the fuck off.I really don...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST

Skills

This is what I do with my free time.Don't judge.Seven Car Pile Up / The Group Peeing Association Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST

Tired

I dumped my girlfriend last wednsdayCause I'd finally had enoughShe's an awsome girl and allBut she just can't compareTo what I used to have with you But as I try to keep moving alongYour memory haunt...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

So after some deep thought.

I've realized that I suck. Like seriously, I totally blow. I look at myself and think "How did I end up with absolutely no future and the least mojo ever?" Like seriously, I think that in spite o...
Posted by Lawl, it's Dale on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST