Chris

I’m only a narcissist because I believe everyone should have a fan. I like eating when I’m not dreaming about food. Writing is my drug and my lie. I try to be patient, but I can only take bullshit for so long. It’s very hard to earn my trust, but once you’ve got it, you’ll wish you never had it. My expectations are always low because I like to be pleased. I never pick a fight unless I’m provoked. My biggest fear is the road, so at some point during the day, I’m in my own personal Hell. I’m only a loser when I make people feel better about themselves. I’m often mistaken for a girl on the phone, so it’s easy to manipulate people I don’t like. I'm only as cool as the people I associate myself with, and that gives me the right to brag. I really do care if you like me, so be a sport and don’t be an asshole.