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crazy dan

About Me

i used to sell faux-antique wooden hand-carved speculums on ebay ... i had this dream once where i was standing around at the big pond in longbrook park and this giant whale made of tar emerged from the water and then rick moranis (jonah) was suddenly standing beside me, weeping silently, and he was the saddest man ever ...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

neil hamburger ... audrey hepburn ... famke janssen ... marisa miller ... natalie portman ... patricia velasquez ... gabrielle anwar ... charlie rose in a dark alley ... captain vere ... pontius pilate ... mayor mccheese, drunk and inconsolable ...

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