Billy

Hey all, I talk eat and sleep in a Russian dialect. If u don't know what that is, don't worry aboot it u cant afford it. I am a Canadian so that means I shit flapjacks, and piss maple syrup, I also own an axe for any tree that gets in my way. I drive a 2006 Pontiac GTO its much cooler than me, and I am reminded of this fact when people stare at her at red lights. I went skateboarding today, and got my ass kicked in a game of S.K.A.T.E. by a bunch of ten year olds, I was huffin and puffin more than that little engine that could, more than Snoop dog after a show, I am just getting to old too fast and gettin way out of shape in the process too. I can't remember the last time I ate a piece of fruit. I listen to the gayest music possible, and make videos, and iam writing a really gay ass lame script for like a ten min video look for it seriously its gonna be bigger than Kirsti Allie before she was on Jenny Craig. I constantly talk on the phone when I am on the shitter, its okay though cause I always lie aboot it. I stand 5 foot four inches off the ground, thats almost low enough for me to have to legally use a car seat. I have said enough lame things here but I am not done yet, why is that people like country music, when ever I hear it I just want to pull a Heath Ledger and fall asleep for a very long time. Ha ha ha I just watched some guy steal a jet skii in this movie I am watching, I wish I had some peaanut butter, why dont I tie my shoes anymore? Have I forgotten how? I vow to never ride a bike again untill Iam 105 to see if its true what they say. "U never forget how to ride a bike" I swear it has nothing to do with the fact that I scraped my knee yesterday when I fell off my bike. alright I'm lame its aparent even to myself so I will be stoppin now, name was Billy, have fun with it. Later.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)