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King Klaun

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"Then Almitra spoke, saying, We would ask now of Death.
And he said:
You would know the secret of death.
But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life?
The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light.
If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life.
For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one.
In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond;
And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring.
Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.
Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when he stands before the king whose hand is to be laid upon him in honour.
Is the shepherd not joyful beneath his trembling, that he shall wear the mark of the king?
Yet is he not more mindful of his trembling?
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?
And what is it to cease breathing, but to free the breath from its restless tides, that it may rise and expand and seek God unencumbered?
Only when you drink from the river of silence shall you indeed sing.
And when you have reached the mountain top, then shall you begin to climb.
And when the earth shall claim your limbs, then shall you truly dance."
- Kahlil Gibran

My Blog

Ropes End

    The insanity has reached new heights.  Today is day four.  Rather, I've just hazily crossed into day five.  My wits have fled with any sense of reality I may have eve...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:00:00 GMT

Five Years; I AM THE LAST VESTIGE OF (IN)SANITY?!

This just doesn't make sense anymore.  I'm either crazy for being honest and sincere to women, and everyone else is sane for treating them like passing ghosts in a solipsistic mindset; or I'm the...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:07:00 GMT

bad trip

the drug will not harm you -- repeat to yourself the phrase 'I am immortal'. Your anxiety is purely an effect of the drug and will pass. You will be okay.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:29:00 GMT

Do you think the end of the world is coming?

So says the preacher man; but I don't go by what he says.
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 00:09:00 GMT

Cut Your Hair

So it finally happened.  Crunch and I got pulled over last night for the first time; surprising, considering all the messed up driving I've done.  About seven hours ago, or sumthin; the man ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:48:00 GMT

Feelin' Two Foot Small (or an idiot's pyschological over-analyses, and on AT fields)

Paul wasn't lying.  "You've got to hide your love away." Yeah, I'm not particularly sober, and it's pathetic.  But when I'm like this I notice things about myself; particular insights occ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 23:59:00 GMT

Will it be warmer upstairs?

Sorry.  I know I'm not the wisest monkey in the tree.  And maybe that's why I don't trust the other monkies.  They wouldn't tell me truth even if they knew how; even if they would stop ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:34:00 GMT

An excerpt (or a testing of the keyboard; which keys should I use?)

He took another hit of overanalysis, and sighed. "I lose.  To artsy-fartsy, of all people."  The devil's advocate looked him in the eye with the disdain that can come only with misunderstand...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:40:00 GMT

The Several Stages of Captain's Intoxication (or, if you prefer, Captain's Crunk)

Stage 1: Sober Stage 2: Not so sober Stage 3: At peace with himself and his surroundings Stage 4: Crunk as fuck Stage 5: Hunger Stage 6: Malfunction of the lower jaw Sta...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:50:00 GMT

Bonfire in the Redlands with homies.

Nick, in the fire. Nick, the warlock, and/or album cover? Diu lay lo mo hail. Some Pictures Of The Bonfire. It's actually an "A", for Anarchy. Explosion! "The charmanders are comin...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:46:00 GMT