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Mr. Self Destruct

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

About Me

So... the names Peter. I'm back in Jersey, not the same area of Jersey from which I moved a couple years ago, but in Jersey none the less! I have a job with a translation company, its pretty cool. I get to manage people, my minions, so to say haha. To be honest, I'm an awesome guy, if you disagree you're wrong. I like to have a good time, but then again who doesn’t. Music is vital in my life, and if you don’t like what I listen to, then I'm sorry, (just kidding, I'm not sorry), but you should. I live life without regrets and I have no time to mess around with drama or any of that BS. Empathy is both my gift and my curse. Don’t confuse that with sympathy. I’ve got my own problems to worry about, and I'm only going to help you sort yours out if I'm compensated for my efforts. Talkin to new people is always awesome. I hate fake people. Don't try to feed me BS, because I have a finely tuned BS detector. I’ll tell people the way it is. I’m one of the last people you should come to if you want any sugar coated answers. People that waste my time bother the hell out of me. Life's to short for that brand of poppycock. Some people say I'm cynical, I look at myself more as a realist. The world isn’t all gumdrops and rainbows, you need to fight tooth and nail to get what you want. Nothing worthwhile ever comes easy. Yeah that was basically my rant. Believe it or not I’m not one of those pissed off at the world individuals. I’m fairly satisfied with my life thus far, and I thank my lucky stars every day that I have managed to meet just a few people that keep me sane and keep that little glimmer of hope for humanity alive in me. You know who you are folks, and you know I’d do anything for ya. Other than all that jazz...uh...

My Interests

Rock, Metal, chicks, mini golf (hell yeah, a real mans sport!), chillin with my deralict friends, writing stuff, philosophizing, figuring out the meaning of life, midget tossing, psychology, and of course my hot Jeep.Awesome stuffMore Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators

I'd like to meet:

Basically anyone who has good taste.Oh and a woman who meets the following criteria: 1. Has at least half a brain 2. Is somewhat attractive 3. Is not a cheating whore 4. Does not like rap and/or country music 5. Is aware that there are indeed other people on this planet aside from herself.I know I'm really picky... the chances of finding a girl like that are like 1:1000000. Until I do find someone that meets my ridiculously unreasonable standards listed above, I'm quite satisfied being alone. Saves me time and money actually.I think I found someone who meets that criteria, so I can confirm there is at least 1 girl on the planet who is at my standard of awesomeness. Its funny because it's true.

Music:

Rob Zombie, The Offspring, ACDC, Ozzy, Blind Guardian, Motley Crue, old school Metallica, old school Greenday, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Papa Roach, Dimmu Bogir, Kiss, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Billy Idol, Mudvayne, Skinny Puppy, System of a Down, Pantera, Korn, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, and many others.Cant forget to say that Trivium fucking sucks, seriously, I don’t think there’s the words in the English language to describe how much they disgrace the genre of metal. Seriously, they're like a splice between emo which is crap by default with a super condensed dose of horse shit. Their music is like “A Gunshot to the Head of the English Language.”Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your fucking money.Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up.If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife.Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is our money and we will spend it on drugs.Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease.Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show.If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.

Movies:

Half Baked, Office Space, Old School, Scary Movie, Happy Gilmore, Team America, Tremors, The Goonies, Total Recall, Zoolander, Fight Club, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness Clerks 1 and 2, Borat, Tango and Cash, Judge Dread, The Terminator, From Dusk Til Dawn: Bordello of Blood, Gattaca, Space Balls, Death Sentence, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sean of the Dead, 28 Days Later, again way too many to name. Mostly Zombie, horror, comedy, and crazy shit.mspobj type="application/x-mplayer2" classid="6BF52A52-394A-11d3-B153-00C04F79FAA6" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking, Pulp Fiction, Escape from NY/LA, Goodfellas, Carlitos Way, The Matador, Tango & Cash, Mad Max, holy crap too many to name off the top of my head.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Da Ali G Show, Beavis and Butthead, Macgyver, CSI, Ren N Stimpy and of course just about anything Adult Swim.Tourettes Guy

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Books:

Who the hell reads anymore? Actually I have been lately, a sure sign of the apocalypse. Well there is 1 book worth reading... Aside from that, not much else worth my time.

Heroes:

Myself... hmmmm and Maddox, Sigmund Freud, and the 6 Million Paso Man, but mostly myself because I'm awesome like that. I am worth $2,047,570 on HumanForSale.com Gotta give Chuck Norris respect, hes awesome. "As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history." Fuck the Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and all those other political parties. I'm a proud member of the Regressive Party! Learn more about the Regressive Party here: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=regressive

My Blog

Thank you NJ

For being full of worthless fucking assholes. I have long known this to be an obvious fact, but unless everyday occurrences like the following didn't occur, I wouldn't be so sure if it were true. So...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST

Bob Barker is an ass

So today I went to Petco to get turtle food. I go up to the register to pay for my stuff and theres an exceptional looking babe ringing me up. When she finishes she says something along the lines of:...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

Back to the east coast!

Yup. I had a revelation. If I stay in Modesto any longer, its only going to get worse. I'll never become successful in this pit, I'm not happy with where my life is going here, and the only way I can ...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

Good news and bad news.

I have good news and bad news. The good news: I graduate on friday. The bad news: it will probably take me a bit longer than I planned to get back to Jersey due to some unforseen speed bumps that have...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST

I'll be back in black

Thats right mothafuckas! Around june or so I'll be heading back to the pit called the garden state. CA sucks so I finally made some plans to go back to the east coast, so be ready bitches. Lock up you...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

Paranoid

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mindPeople think I'm insane because I am frowning all the timeAll day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfyThink I'll lose my m...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST

Fuck Avenged Sevenfold

... seriously. Ruined my hopes that the mystery band at ozzfest would actually be good.
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

Hell yeah finally

A new job! Target in Modesto doing shelf stocking and sales floor startin next week. $7.00 an hour! Finally no more pinchin pennies haha. Yeah... I know I'm just too awesome, but I just can't hel...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST

Genius!

Been a while since I posted a blog, so here is something. I figure I have to post one of my best works yet. I wrote this outline for my final speech in my public speaking class. Why? Because when we h...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

So yeah, been a while

Sorry folks, been slacking on any sort of updates or in general being active on myspace, just been busy. Work and especially classes lately have been pissin through my time. Well anyways, whats there ...
Posted by Mr. Self Destruct on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:58:00 PST