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Jakmehauf

my dads rule of girls: find em, use em, forget em.

About Me


See what drug you are.Wassup dudes, my name is kayhan but people call me kaveman, or sexy, because im so sexy. im a koo mellow dude but i do retarded stuff sometimes (i wanna start my own jackass show, and i wanna become a musician). Im ecuadorian and persian so im like a pecuadorian or somthin. Yes i am very hot no need to message me and tell me how cute i am.I love listening to music, i love playin my guitar, i like to watch t.v. especially wrestelling or somthin funny, i like playing video games, playing sports, hanging out or just talking with my friends.
What's Your Stoner Nickname?
Tweak and Cha One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangely evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself. Definitely a nice and cool person to blaze it up
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You belong in COMBAT ZONE WRESTLING (CZW). You don't care about money, you want to showcase your special brand of hardcore wrestling. You're not just violent, you're ultraviolent. Using such instruments of destruction as ladders, tables, thumbtacks, barbed wire, cacti, fluorescent light tubes and even fire is just another day's work for you.
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My Interests

My intersets hmmm. well i love to listen to music and play vidoe games, i LOVE playing my guitar, i like watching movies, i love watching wrestelling, i like playing sports (especially football), i really enjoy hanging out with friends, being on the internet, and especially eating.LOL ONLY A FEW PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Adam Sandlar, Robert Williams, Hulk Holgan, The Under Taker, slayer, All of the Blink-182 singers, all of Green Day singers to tell them how gay they are, Eminem, and especially Cheguara (if he was still alive) i want to go back in time and watch jimmy hendrix light his guitar on fire. or just watch some hot ass chick change her clothes.
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What Type of Wrestler are you?

Hardcore Wrestler
your the ones that REALLY put asses in seats. anything you can grab is a weapon, your in the group that made the chant: -HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!- Famous accross the globe..

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kayhan
Birthday: december 24,1989
Birthplace: california
Current Location: home
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5''6
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: spanish and, persian
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Your Weakness: chics
Your Fears: bein embaressed
Your Perfect Pizza: pepporoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the word "fuck", "shit", "Asshole", etc
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i forgot to do my homework
Your Best Physical Feature: hehe
Your Bedtime: when ur mom feels like it
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: dont matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: when i listen to da radio
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: hell ya
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: of course
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya
Do you play an Instrument: guitar (a little)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: advil, (i had a headache)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ?ummm?no?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ....?no?
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, sounds fun though
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: ya
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Peacfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pimp
What country would you most like to Visit: is hawaii a country?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: dont matter
Height: smaller than me or same size
Weight: not to fat
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: only1. (advil)
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none. i want a lip piercing
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lost count

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.. You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Sex God


75%

A Slave To BDSM


68%

A Romantic


55%

Virgin


28%
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.. You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater


75%

Trendy


65%

Rocker, Mosher


60%

Goth


55%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


50%

Emo


35%

Prepy


30%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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Music:

I love rock, almost any type of metal, i like rap and hip-hop. My favorite bands are Blink-182, the brvery, Jack Johnson, Nada Surf, qite riot, twisted sister, montley crue, ozzy osbourne, the gorilazz, metalica, autograph, guns n roses, matiusyahu, avenged sevenfold, jonny cash, rage against the machine, beastie boys, sublimethe ramones,red hot chili peppers, death cab for cutie, marlin manson, iggy pop, System of A Down, the eagles, sum41,nin(nine inch nails),simple plan, Wezzer (i'm not sure how to spell their name), Linkin Park, A Flock Of Seagulls, Cold Play, Audio Slave, iron maiden, AFI, Smash Mouth, nena, Blondy, the killers, powerman 5000, pennywise, led zepllin, rob zombie,van halen, the white stripes, Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Decapitated, Mortician, Vadermotorhead drowning pool, anthrax, megadeath, Eminem, 2 pac, immortal technique ,necro, rick ross, NWA, public ene,y. Thats preety much of what i could think of.

Movies:

I love Spider-Man 1 and 2 and 3, The Ring, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Man On Fire, Collateral, Resident Evil 1 2 and 3, A.I., Kill Bill, Chindlers List, Miss. Doubt Fire, Big Daddy, Cast Away, The Last Samurai, War of The Worlds, Lord of The Rings 1, 2, and 3, Bowling For Columbine, Farenhiette 911, the Matrix 1, and 2, The Mask, Mortal Kombat 1, and 2, scarface, The God Father (all of them), All of Jackie Chans movies, Star Wars Episode 3, American Pie all of them, , Not Another Teen Movie, Sorority Boys, ScarFace, I Robot, Dodge Ball, Saw 1, saw 2, saw 3, blood in blood out. im too lazy to write the rest.

Television:

My favorite tv shows are simpsons, family guy, lost, wrestelling, Fosters home for imaginary friends, fairy oddparents, drawn together, southpark, chaplle show, mind of mencia.

Books:

eragon (its really good for some reason)..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Heroes:

and pimp daddy cane, for making me a pimp.

My Blog

i’ll do this just for u.

Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I’ll do for you...1. I’ll respond with something random about you.2. I’ll tell you which song or movie you remind me...
Posted by Jakmehauf on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:26:00 PST