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About Me

I am a weirdo, or cant you tell?
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My Interests

I am in a coma currently and have no interests ..
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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet a realy good person; you can never meet too many good people.
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have? I Find It Hard To Believe That I Look Like David Hasselhoff!
IT'S JUST SHOCKING AND REVOLTING.

Movies:

Casablanca, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Leap of Faith, Gone with the Wind, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, I like all the Spiderman movies and many more.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Television:

yes I own a tv but never seem to be able to watch it
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Books:

I am retarded and have not yet mastered the "See Dick, Jane & Sally" trilogy. I am at the part where Puff claws out Spots eye.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: john Husler
Birthday: I am getting touchy about my age, can I just say OLD
Birthplace: Arizona
Current Location: a chair in my office at Lestats's
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right
Your Heritage: Swiss, English, Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black clarks
Your Weakness: Fair weather friends
Your Fears: fire
Your Perfect Pizza: hot
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quietly leave
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I have never used instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: day break
Your Most Missed Memory: being kid knapped to a fun party
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Niether have hot dogs!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee sad to admit
Do you Smoke: Pole
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Ofcourse
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: on boats
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: I only really know one of them, so Yes I get along with my parent
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, Very much
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, no one was there though
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: an olive, and 3 jelly packets
Ever been Drunk: hmm how should I answer this. . . YES!
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no, the olive was homeless
How do you want to Die: I want god to come down and say your the last one here, turn out the light. I DON'T WANT TO DIE, EVER!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kitty
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6 feet
Weight: 150 lbs to 170 lbs
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Once in my beer, once in a brownie, once in pasta; never with my knowledge.
Number of CDs I own: zero
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: A skull and cross bones on my shoulder
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I shouldn't expect people to care as much as I do, it can be very dissapointing
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You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Heroes:

Dr who (Tom Baker) and Superman OH! yes, and The Glorious Babykitty.
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when were you born?

OCTOBER=HOTTIETrustworthy and loyal. Very passionate anddangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towardsyour inner and outer beauty and independentpersona...
Posted by Un-cool John on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

screw balls

? So, I am here wondering. . . so why is it that when you help some people they think they are ENTITLED? they begin to think it is my OBLIGATION to aid them in their life's pursuits. In fact t...
Posted by Un-cool John on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

Nothing nice to say

It seams like I never have anything nice to say in my blog. well I will try to be nicer in the future. . . I like Garrets comment. I like that Kelly banned me from her myspace; infact I almost pead my...
Posted by Un-cool John on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST

Rediculous

So I hope that that was a mistake on kellys last blog her current mood is giddy and she post a poem by bitter. well bitter be warned you are now the rebound guy unless you count the countless others ...
Posted by Un-cool John on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST

IM SORRY

So all these people who think the words "I'm sorry" means something. Are you retarded? Words mean nothing with out actions. When you do something that makes you feel a need to say i'm sorry resist the...
Posted by Un-cool John on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:10:00 PST

responce to kelly

here is my responce to kellys blog: 4/4/2006 It is a sad thing when two people who are riddled with problems and are not even grown up enough to keep a plant alive CHOOSE to have a child.  Well t...
Posted by Un-cool John on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

I think Madisons Cat killed its self

Madison wants one of my cats but I just cant seem to escape the feeling that her cat commited suicide by dog. I dont know but it just seems wierd that she would want my worst cat, maybe because she kn...
Posted by Un-cool John on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:09:00 PST

sick bastards

Why is everyone sick? I will murder you all if I get your flu, you bastards.
Posted by Un-cool John on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:17:00 PST