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I'm not lyin'... I'm Ryan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Tall, White, Curly haired Jew

Ive been described as obnoxious, smelly, innapropriate, annoying, and killable.However, my Mother tells me that I'm one of the cutest kids shes ever put in this Earth. My job on Earth is to make people smile, and if you dont think Im funny I will use my hands to contort your face to make you smile.Im 21, going into my last year at Cal Poly. I am always up for a good time or even a half-decent time. If you are a long lost friend and you come to my page and are too shy to say hi, I will hunt you down with a bow and arrow. Ask Francis Okeere if Im joking.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mark Madsen, Tony Kornheiser, Larry David, Shaq, Conan O'Brian, and anything with hair, a heartbeat, and shoes.

My Blog

My Pictures from Israel

  Ryan Evans' Israel Summer Pics I had the most amazing time in Israel. Those 40 days were definitely the greatest 40 days of my life, and Im so glad that I went. Israel is not what you see on TV...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:58:00 GMT

Where in the world is Ryan Evans? (sung to ... Carmen SD)

So, Im leaving for Israel tonight at 10 PM, and I wont be back till July 27th. Im gonna miss everyone, and if you want to say hi while im there, you can email me at [email protected]. I really wou...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 16:28:00 GMT

pictures of my new house in SLO

pictures of my new house in SLO
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2004 15:21:00 GMT