Palin - are you serious? |
Did you ever have that friend of your Mom's that wasn't really your Mom's friend but she knew her because she was the PTA president? And then you met her and you were very VERY scared of her? This is ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:01:00 GMT |
Old Cougar and NYC |
I feel like I have to relate this story. Though, it is virtually impossible to relate ALL of the ridiculous stories that I have encountered on my little trip to New York this weekend, this one is by f...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
Twice...it must be a trend. |
2 weekends in a row. 2 fucking weekends in a row. Unfathomable, possibly misunderstood, yet very disheartening bullshit has occurred for 2 weekends in a row. I've been fucked over by the "blind date" ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:33:00 GMT |
What! |
So my new theme for the 26th year of my life is "WHAT!". It's not a What? with a question mark. It's not a "what" with a period. It's a fucking "WHAT!" with a mean and disapproving and very judgementa...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:05:00 GMT |
Overdrive! |
I've started this new mission in life. It spawns from my departure from the Devil's company (i.e. Dow) and has absolutely transformed my life. First, I would like to mention that I had no idea there w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:32:00 GMT |
Fuggit...let’s get fat. |
So Maggie and I decided to do reverse psychology on the rest of the world. Since we have been trying our damndest to get skinny and win over a beautiful and hunky dude, it has failed miserably. Well, ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 18:12:00 GMT |
Yuppity shops and job interview |
Can I just say that yuppity shops that close at 6 o' clock is a bunch of horseshit! I mean, I know that if I was a rich bitch house-wife with Hubbie's credit cards and I had to entertain my bimbo ass ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
The wind of change |
If life is weird, it only gets weirder. In the last week, things have changed so much that it is near Texas tornado crazy. My brother is moving to Stanford (near me!) and came to visit this weekend. I...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 00:38:00 GMT |
We’re Screwed! |
Well, whether it is fate or destiny or just fucking thought provoking, but, this week, not just once, but 3 separate times I have been witness to the reality of our planet's fate. We are totally scre...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
