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J-T

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About Me

Modest to a fault. Full of saccharin. Once killed a man with his bare hands, out of spite. Chews at least 10 times before swallowing. Practices the gentle art of shoplifting. Dreams of wrestling bears in front of a live Russian audience. Can break steel with his teeth, but never on Sundays.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bukowski.

My Blog

Fuvck.

Foot fell asleep again. It feels like an army of dwarves is digging sharp needles into the fat of my calf.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Mar 2005 01:35:00 GMT

What time is it?

I fell asleep with my pants down around my ankles again and smears of Girl Scout samoas on my chin. Third time this week. Now where'd I put my chapstick this time?
Posted by on Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:55:00 GMT