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Michaela

I am here for Friends

About Me


Hi, I'm Michaela.
I'm a vegetarian. I have excellent car dancing, party skills. I accidentally ran into an unsuspecting motorcyclist once but he's okay. I have 2 hermit crabs that I never pay attention to because they aren't as cool as my roommates' hamsters. I say "BALLS" a lot. My nickname is Keerface. Mimi told me that keer means dick in Farsi. I need to learn how to speak Spanish, please help me.

My Interests

Car singing/dance sessions, each and every one of my friends, late night adventures, bowling, loving, big booty hoes, lying with my comforter, snuggling, Troutskeets, Freak Daddy, parties and everything in between.

I'd like to meet:

Putas y tu madre.

Music:

Everything from The Faint to Hall and Oates, Bob Segar, Interpol, Blondie, Ratatat, Cursive, Death From Above 1979, E-40, Mac Dre... if you only knew the rest.

My homie Pac.

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Crash, Mean Girls, Blood Diamond, The Notebook and anything else I watch late at night.

Television:

Sex and the City, Weeds, Nip/tuck, The Hills, Law & Order, The OC, Flava Flav, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls and any season of anything I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

Mi Madre who happens to be the coolest person in the entire world... and that means cooler than you!