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jonny

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

If you enjoy absurdity, irony and diversity, then we might just get on nicely.I might get pissed but I just can't work up the energy to actually hate. Except for Mondays -kinda goes without saying. Monday is really a day that was meant to be spent in bed: I can't abide by something that just wont be its true self.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein at a Carcass gig.

My Blog

Damage Report: Isabels Bday partay @ the HazMat Warehouse, Oakland 11/8/08

What does six bucks get you? In all fairness, I should begin by mentioning what zero bucks will get you, which presumably is nothing, but in the case of Tidal Wave 11 $0 will get you two days of fre...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:01:00 GMT

Damage Report: Death Angel/Soilent Green @ Slims & Boardwalk

Ok, so I don't always check to make sure that the things I am supposed to be doing are happening in a timely manner. Case in point, the Death Angel and Soilent Green show on Sunday May 25 was supposed...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:39:00 GMT

Damage Recount: Ghoul/Engorged/FKU @ Hazmat Warehouse 6/30/07

This one is for Pete and Meral for spinning me down memory lane&Ok, so Jacob and I went to this gig over in Santa Cruz at The Catalyst for his b-day back in March.  The lineup was Steel Asylum, S...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Damage Survey: Exodus & Goatwhore @ Slims 2/24

Rainbows, sunshine and friendly forest animals all living in peace with one another. I caught a moonbeam in jar and will be keeping it for a rainy day (unlikely to need it since bad things never visi...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Damage Report: Graves at Sea @ Slims SF 1/11

Crap. The openers were very much in the spirit of crap. The first was, of course, the worst chasing us out onto 11th Street and into the cold: a thoughtless matching of keyboard and mournful female ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:24:00 GMT

Damage Report: The Melvins, New Years 2007 @ Slims SF (Wal-Mart version)

Um, yeah, The Melvins. A perfectly playful punch line for a positively perplexing year. I will avoid elaborating on the previous year at this point since hopefully you aren't reading this in an attem...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:08:00 GMT

NEVER trust a nap junkie

(This one goes out to NJ.  I'm in your corner on this one bud.) The problem with life is that there isn't enough time to live it in. Sleep, admittedly one of my all time favorite activities, jus...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:18:00 GMT

Damage Survey: ST Reno gig and Shred Among the Dead

Ok, so let me preface this post by saying that in the last week I've driven about 1200 miles with a total of about 20 hours spent behind the wheel. So cut me some slack if I seem thrashed cuz I am. ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Damn Kids these Days Part II of II

Drink in hand I suspect& "We're conducting a giant experiment with the lives of America's children by providing them not just one drug, but often two or three drugs in combination, with no data to kn...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:20:00 GMT

Before life just kinda ends

...gonna skate over to Reno tomorrow.  Get you the rest of that subject material on Wednesday.  In the stead, you can ask NJ to submit more details on his article proposal -sounds like he ha...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:04:00 GMT