| what I like | 
| chicks into robots.  I cannot stress this enough.  
Oh and hey ladies, by the way I have a vibrating function and a new telescoping contraption that is quite niffty.  I put the energizer bunny to s... Posted by button dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| fatherfucker | 
| So its Saturday... I unplugged at 9am and had been plugged in a 6am.  Last night I met up with some girls who described themselves as jersey girls.  One of them  reported that she was a nurse that wa... Posted by button dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| holiday work parties | 
| holiday parties blow.  that is unless they got blow or you get blowed. but generally they just blow - or at least the ones that I've been too.  Ours was at the hilton here in town and it was so freak'... Posted by button dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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| snake'n trustfund babies' chicks | 
| so i went out with omnibot 2000 last night and after a couple shots of jameson, omni' proceeds to totally get two chicks to breakdance with him (BTW he does a sweet robot) and then make out with him i... Posted by button dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
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