Sarah Jane - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like the x-men movies. i work as a freelance recpetionist getting work where i can. i have a dog named rocket who uses her sexiness to make me let her do whatever she wants. she usually wants to party.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The poor womans Jesus: Mark Gonzales

Music:

i think there is hardly nothing that i hate

Movies:

anything with queen latifah

Television:

hannah montana, reba, the original flight of the conchords, dexter

Books:

reading is vicarious life. if you read you're a stupid dummy and we hate you. you just read this. we hate. you get a life, you.

Heroes:

aaj.myself.rocket.B.Suzzanne.

My Blog

"everything happens for a reason"

It does but its not a magical mystical divine reason dipshit. it's cause and effect. don't ever say that to me again or i'll slug you. P.S. especially do not say that to me and precede...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

a dum dum ditty

Realizations while participating in "Ride your bike to work week": *I don't know how use the gears on a multi-speed bike. *Bike seats are to butt as lion is to gazelle. *Getting on a bicycle...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:20:00 PST

theres shit all over my wallz

girl there is this homeboy that shit in my toilet on the second floor of my house and it flooded the whole first floor. girl that was so not cute. girl. that is not right. girl you can number 2 at my ...
Posted by Sarah Jane on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST