The 7/11 Confederacy

Born from the rotting swamp gases of Bozmania comes Copycat(TM)! A misunderstood brute, whose love for the hammer dulcimer had been his only means of escape from the laborious dredging that had consumed his soul. Alas, the dredging took it's toll on his spirit and he had become nothing more than a trained gorilla for the iron-fisted rulers of Poplar Isle. Until he met an equally foul beast named.......Bumpertooth! Bumpertooth, who arose from the manure of southern Pencilveininya, was born with no muscle tissue or eyes. A sad, lonely creature. Longing only to create sweet songs of love and passion on his jingle ring. Together Copycat(TM) and Bumpertooth are......The 7/11 Confederacy!!!!............(Now ...ALSO featuring Dan "The Keymaster" Joyave!!!!)