Dorks, nerds, freaks, weirdos, eccentrics, geeks, hippies, tokers, goth girls, the socially inept, the mildly insane, odd people, unconventional people, chubby girls, disabled people, people who like fishing, nice people, muscians, writers, artists, creative people, all around good people—and Ricky Williams.I WOULDN'T LIKE TO MEET YOU IF: You think Paris Hilton is totally awesome, you refer to yourself as a hipster, you're obsessed with your cell phone, you're car obsessed, you're a dumb fucking fashion nazi (You're worthless and should be shot in the face), "bling" is one of your favorite vocabulary words, you're a militant religious proselytizer, you've never released an album yet refer to yourself as a diva, you can define normal and actually think there is such a thing, you waited in line overnight to purchase an iphone, you care about which celebrities are dating each other, you like watching pro wrestling, you're one of those whiny "meat is murder" people (don't make me pelt you with cheeseburgers)