I like girls, cars, movies, Ron Burgundy, alcohol, but i absolutely hate my cell phone voice message system - If you leave a long ass message that i have to listen to to get to the next one then I will stab you in the jaw!
Alice in Wonderland, Dane Cook, Michael Jordan, John Stewart, The Statue of Liberty-if she were a person, South Africans, Peter Pan, the person who invented flip-flops, Dwyane Wade, jews! sexy jewish girls! and South Korean Dog Market-owners -but they better run!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------Green Day (Playlist) 4 u guys:
Lets! Put Another Shrimp On The BarBe!
The top stuff, 50¢, JayZ, Foo Fighters, AudioSlave, U2, Lil Jon, trick daddy, Luda, BEP, 2pac, Bob Marley, Akon, Lil Wayne, 311, Green Day, Blink 182, My Chemical Romance, 3rd Eye Blind, Limp Bizkit, The Beatles, The Monkeys, Rolling Stones, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, slipknot, Elvis, Metallica, and Kelly Clarkson-that's right! i said it! KELLY CLARKSON! is fucking awesome and kinda hot too, Avenue Q can burn! All of everything but country, maybe a little. And Mozart has been melting but I'll drink it.
Euro Trip, Old School, Office Space, Star Wars, Dr. No, Goldfinger, From Russia with Love, FamilyGuy's Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, Incredibles, Wedding Crashers, Alice in Wonderland, Shrek, Shrek 2, Spider-man 1&2, Oceans 11, O Brother Where Art Thou, Mean Girls, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Little Mermaid, The Ledgend of Ron Burgundy, DogdeBall, Die Hard (s), Sin City, Equilibrium, Air Force One, Fight Club, Snatch, Finding Nemo, Shooting Fish, When a Stranger calls, even though i haven't seen it yet, and many others
Welcome to Wade County!
Who reads books?I Say Fuck Shoes!- and books!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil Weiner
Birthday: January 28, 1987
Birthplace: Johannesburg, South Africa
Current Location: Boca Raton, FL
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Drk Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I am a Jew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma Speedcats (the shit)
Your Weakness: 10 shots or more and im a slave of a 3 yr old
Your Fears: GWS's, deep water, and needles
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, no shrooms!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Abort home
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck those are huge indians!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking Asian dog killers! or where the fuck am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: I dont kno
Your Bedtime: party?
Your Most Missed Memory: travelin to SA
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: which evr one has a ballpit and a happy meal
Single or Group Dates: whatever happens
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coke
Do you Smoke: mayB once a year, lol
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: fuk no
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: i don kno
Do you want to go to College: i am
Do you want to get Married: yes, right now! let's go to VEgas!
Do you belive in yourself: who?
Do you get Motion Sickness: idk, mayb
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: if something happens yea, if its lame then no
Do you play an Instrument: not nemore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: wtf is that
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, i just smoke weed, lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: not reali
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes! thats the shtuff!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: kinda
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: too many times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not reali
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: killing dog-torture-market related people in Asia (S. Korea)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: S. Africa again nd again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, i dont care
Favourite Hair Color: drk/light brown, red!
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5'3 to um 5'11
Weight: idk what girls weigh, 120? less?
Best Clothing Style: ne
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: i gave up on cds
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a gabajillion! but fuck it all!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I SUCK at Frogger! but mayB ur better, i dunno? 50 up in heRE!
juda maccabi, ur sister and ur mom, and um, man who invented alcohol and my uncle b/c he only beats me when i piss off the chikens, israel, and gary payton, shaquel O'Neil, olli jokenin and Eric Reid- but fuck tony fiorentino he's a 63 year old woman, panasonic, sonic the hedgehog, aquafina water! dwyane Wade, clinton-bush can bend down for bill, and my grandfather.my friends, mi casa es su casa -unless u support the S. Korean dog torture markets