This is the worst definition of me ever...
I am currently dating the most lovely girl ever... Her name is Katie... #1 in my friends list...Jesus loves you and thank you for reading, James
This is the funniest thing I have read in a while... and I quote:
"I'd like to make some comments on television between the hours of 3 and 8. It pretty much sucks. My options are infomercials on ExtenZe, Mineral Essence, Free and Clear, Roll out Keyboard and of course the ever faithful Ronco knives.
Basically, I've learned that I can cut a hammer with a steak knife that'll never dull in a foreclosed house that I bought in BFE for $300 and then I can learn to play the piano on my roll out keyboard with all the free time I have with my crappy skin and small penis." -Michael
And now for something else completely random:
.. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
Gunshot
80%
Natural Causes
73%
Eaten
60%
Posion
53%
Cut Throat
53%
Bomb
47%
Disappear
40%
Suffocated
33%
Drowning
33%
Disease
33%
Accident
27%
Stabbed
27%
Suicide
13%
How Will You Die??
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Now for something else completely random:
Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 65% The Flash 65% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 58% Wonder Woman 58% Robin 53% Iron Man 45% Hulk 30% Batman 25% Catwoman 15% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd) Derrial Book (Shepherd) 85% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 50% River (Stowaway) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 40% Wash (Ship Pilot) 35% Alliance 25% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
You aren't married.
Have you taken a vow of celibacy?
Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...