The girl's not right in the head

About Me

You can't put me down
I'm already on the ground
I was born to be down on June seventh, nineteen eighty-something, which makes me a Gemini, which is my excuse for having split-personalities.
I'm Finnish and Irish and 100% proud of both.
I'm Christian and straight edge, & it's okay if you think that's lame because I probably hate you anyway.
I'm not shy, I'm socially retarded.
Misery is in love with me.
I've never been very talkative, and lately it seems like I have even less to say. Besides, my mom says I make no sense when I speak.
I'm probably the most anti-social person you could ever meet.
I can never just like something, I have to become completely obsessed, and it's really becoming quite exhausting. But Ville Valo is worth every ounce of my energy.
My only life goal at this point is to be a hermit.
I have horrible posture.
My nails are always painted, usually red, sometimes black.
I dye/cut my hair compulsively, usually right in the midst of an intense episode of self-hatred.
I have no respect for anyone or anything.
I don't take anything seriously.
I hate where I live and 99% of the people who reside here more than you could ever imagine.
I have no real plans for the future, so I wish to God that people would stop asking.
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"Never identify with the sheep. Wolves, maybe." -Siouxsie Sioux
"I'm drowning in assholes."- Igby Slocumb
"The glass is half-empty but, the fact is, I can always get another drink."
-Ville Valo
"I don't need no positive thinkin' messin' up my life."
-Vicki Lawrence
"The Devil probably has amazing clothes, but I wouldn't want to party with him."
-Wayne Campbell
"And if that doesn't work, use six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn." -Homer Simpson
"...the whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I've got my life." -Jerry Seinfeld
"To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart."
-Daniel Patrick Moynihan
"Life is better with a scapegoat." -Joel McHale
"Someone's boring me. I think it's me." -Dylan Thomas
"This is the United States of America. Hypocrisy is the new national anthem."
-Dude from CSI
"If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you."
-Capt. Lawrence "Titus" Oates

My Interests

My hobbies include (but are not limited to) obsessing over a certain Scandinavian hunk of burning love, hating everyone and everything (except said Scandinavian hunk), feeling sorry for myself, plotting my demise (and most likely your own), fearing for the best & hoping for the worst, feeling homesick for a place I've yet to find, laughing at the expense of others, babbling in foreign languages to confuse people, mailing letters to ghost towns, blocking out uncomfortable memories, pretending to be normal when in public, & creating new identities for myself on a daily basis.

I'd like to meet:

My arms are wide open
So drown me with your love

Music:

That crazy casbah jive
Love Metal
Punk
Goth
Alternative
Indie
New wave
Reggae
Dumb fun pop-punk (to a certain degree)
Lullabies
Traditional Irish music
Rap & hip-hop
Anything to do with pan flutes
Death polka
Anything depressing
Anything that makes me want to shake my ass and/or head bang uncontrollably

Movies:

My favorite part of any movie ever is in Ed Wood when he calls up Vampira to ask her out on a date and she says, "I thought you were gay", to which Eddie replies giddily, "Nope, just a transvestite!".

Television:

The Soup
The Kids in the Hall
Lost
The Office
Psych
Spongebob Squarepants
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Drake & Josh
The X-Files
Monk
Keeping Up Appearances
Are You Being Served?
Anything funny/deranged

Books:

Favorite book:
Catcher in the Rye

Favorite author:
Salinger

Favorite poet:
Baudelaire

Just finished:
As Simple As Snow
&
Cut

Just started:
It's Kind of a Funny Story

Heroes:

All of my heroes have FBI files.

My Blog

Reinventing the wheel to run myself over

..> Mind Boggler Survey (not usual questions!) Ever spin around in circles until you got so dizzy you fell?: Yes. And I get motion sickness REALLY easily. What's the most comfortable thing you o...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:26:00 PST

This sound does not subscribe to the international brand

..> Music Mania .·'Favorites'·. Band Right Now: The Clash Song Right Now: "Johnny Appleseed" Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros Male Singer: Joe Strummer Female Singer: Fiona Apple Rapper: ...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:23:00 PST

A song for a heart so big God wouldn't let it live

U S E L E S S | I N F O R M A T I O N Name: WhatsernameSingle or taken: I was born to be free.Sex: La femmeBirthday: I was born on a super hot day in the summer sometime in the '80s. My parents ...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

Thank God for rock & roll

I went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yesterday and it was the most amazing fucking thing I have ever seen. They had this Clash exhibit that took up an entire floor. They had a bunch of Mick Jones'...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake

..> ..> Various Identities for your F***ed up Self The First Questions you'd find on any Boring Survey: Name:: Janie Jones Age:: I'm so much older than I can take. Race:: White riot, I wanna ri...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

Forget the stars, let's watch hell freeze over

..> Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: I wouldn't know. I'm asleep. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I don't have the energy for either anymore. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Never living the life I choose. AS...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST

You will cry yourself to sleep in the cage you've locked yourself in

..> The Strange Questions Survey Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: I'd shit on a CD if that made it work What's the largest age difference between yourself and some...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

I like cheese

Questions you've probably NEVER been asked!Have you ever seen an alligator in person?:Yes Have you ever lent pantyhose to anyone?:Yep Who do you think is more attractive: your mom or your dad?:That is...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

Shake it like a salt shaker

Fresh Survey 2007ok.. gotta do the basics first!name?:A to the L to the Y-S-S-A age?:18 going on extinct sex?:Is that an offer? location?:The street with two names state you were born?:The heart of it...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Saturate my head with love

Skull fucking a piece of shit on fire that's bloodied with another woman's menstrual cycle. Didn't wanna go there, but had to. And then a horse comes and pisses on it, and then you take the outer skin...
Posted by The girl's not right in the head on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST