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What Sarah Said

don't put up with shit, teach people how to treat you

About Me


Just so you know:
*I swear
*I speak my mind
*I will call you out when you're wrong
*I'm opinionated and intimidating only if you can't hold your own
*I love to learn and hear both sides to any argument
*I respect people that challenge me
*I have an addiction to Goldfish crackers
*I love organizing my room
*Sometimes i'm blunt and that makes people mad
*I don't sugarcoat
*I believe that you don't have a right to complain if you're not trying to be part of the solution
*Laughter is great gift for any moment
*I don't like reckless drivers
*Smoking is NOT cool, its gross
*Being repsonsible for yourself, your well being and how you treat others is the most attractive aspect of any human being
*I need to get over my obsession of men in uniform
*Crying in front of others is something only strong people can do. Being weak is when you put up a front.
*I have no problem admitting when i'm wrong
*Just because its a "conspiracy theory" does not mean that it's just a crazy lie.
*Ignorance is not bliss
*I tell my friends that I love them
*I believe in helping others without expecting anything in return
*The ONLY problem with (some) religions is thier ability to create closed-minded followers. Individuals will never grow unless they question the very core of thier own beliefs.
*You will learn more about yourself when you are vulnerable than at any other moment in your life, so take chances, go against the norm, say things you really mean, and stand up for your OWN unique individuality.
*And finally, the brazen truth of reality: You can't live your life depending on outside factors. Ultimately, you're on your own and nothing or no one is going to help you when it really matters. That's not to say that no one will EVER help you, but when it really counts you have to be able to do it on your own.
Never, Never, Never, Never Letting Go Never giving up, Never saying No Just Go, Go, I never stop I never think To do, do, do the right thing
I want to go I want to fight I want to rush I want to run I want to see you again under the setting sun We will kiss We will laugh We will be a part of what is said to be a union of the heart
Love is just the only strain that makes me live through all my pain I don't know if your love is true but I can't think of anything but you
We will kiss We will laugh We will be a part of what is said to be a union of the heart
Never, Never, Never, Never, letting go Never giving up, Never saying no Just go, go, I never stop I never think To do, do, do, the right thing
I want to go I want to fight I want to rush I want to run I want to see you again under the setting sun We will kiss We will laugh We will be a part of what is said to be a union of the heart
Love is just the only strain that makes me live through all my pain I don't know if your love is true but I can't think of anything but you
Never, Never, Never, Never letting go Never giving up, Never saying no Just go, go, I never stop I never think To do, do, do the right thing
Never never never never never......
What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you love. That's what matters. That's the only thing that counts.
I love my body, i love it for its strength, i love it for its "flaws." I love what my body can do, i love that it can run for miles, lift weights and carry me through everyday. I love my soft curves and i could care less if you judge me on my dress size. I love myself, i love who i am, and i would NEVER change who i am or what i look like for anyone.
Who the hell is that over there dancing to techno? Oh it's me, Sarah. I'm a sophmoore at Western Washington University and i can't get enough of it! When im not studying, working out, trying to find a part time job or obsessing over something you can find me clubbing, taking TONS of random pictures that everyone likes to make fun of (and then asks for copies later....buttheads), writing, knitting, listeing to stand up comedy and thinking about everything and anything. I am often very immature, i laugh about poop jokes. I also carry around a little green book with me at all times called the QB or quotebook (to learn more schroll down and read some of the quotes). I love trying new things and going new places, even tho it can take me a while to adapt to any new situation. In the summer its all about doing as much as i possibly can, aka working fulltime (tuition sucks), camping, watching fireworks, kissing under the stars, partying, you know, typical summer acitivies. As far as the other seasons go its all about having fun while trying to maintain responsibilty and get what i need to get done. I am ALWAYS this pale, so yes, don't ask, dont give me advice on how to tan or use the lotion bc it doesnt work or it ends up making me look orange. I like my paleness, its unique and i know you all still think im gorgeous. It's all about standup comedy, late nights of indepth conversations with ppl you just met, DDR dance offs, hours of starcraft when none of my friends call, writing meaningless poetry when i get pissed and trying to go running whenever i possibly can. If that's not a long enough introduction then the rest of my info is up to you to discover...

My Interests

Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those i love
i speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won't compromise what's in my heart
I live my life MY way
I won't allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means i have the courage and
strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on my, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty i hold within
You won't succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and i'm proud to be a Bitch!

I'd like to meet:



I want a man who isn't afraid to cry, to show his emotions and to embrace his inner feelings. It takes a REAL man to express his sadness without the fear of being called a "pussy" by other weak men.

Some of my favorite quotes from the QB:

"Haha everytime i listen to Enigma I expect some rugged fabio guy with no shirt on to come in and start rubbing my back. Then i'd be like 'duude let me get you a ponytail holder. Wow did you just pump that thing up or are you just happy to be here? Ok ok alright, let me put on some deodorant and let's do this, if you INSIST, of course he doesn't speak." -Me 5-21-07

"I'm toasty, let's roll!" -Brad 5-18-07

"Haha wouldn't it be weird if kids had just as strong political views." -Me
"Do you like water guns? Yes, do you like watergun control?" -Brad 5-18-07

"Eben since you grow a red beard, would you be considered a ginger? Maybe 1/2 ginger?" -Me
"Haha, ahhh Sarah, you little cutie you." -Eben 5-16-07

"Isn't making out WAAY better than chewing?" -Me
"Yea but i can't carry a girl in my pocket." -Crosby 5-7-07

"Did you ever play hungry hungry hippos?" -Me
"Yes, and my hippos were VERY hungry!" -Tiana 5-3-07

"It's hard to be chivalrous at Western because all the girls are feminists! NO! Get away from me! I don't NEED you!" -Andy Campbell 5-3-07

"Mmm these grapes are soo juicy! Oh fatty grape you are going to be mine!" -Desi 5-8-07

"I'll show you a meat tube..." -Ryan 5-11-07

"He's just barking for more. What's that doggy, another bite?" -Ryan 5-11-07

"my age doesn't have a "teen" ant the end of it... does that mean I have to be responsible now?" -Brooke
"yes, but only until you turn 21, then you get to become an alcholic =)" -Me 4-25-07

"I love his little puppy paws, makes me wanna follow it!" -Desi 4-17-07

"It sucks when stuff on CNN starts to affect you." -Luke 4-15-07

"Can you download comedians online?" -Brooke
"Canadians!?!" -Me 3-20-07

"Hurry up! You're picking out a tranny musket not a life partner!" -Williamsburg, VA 3-26-07

"I'm gonna go swinging!" -Kari
"As in sharing sexual partners or dancing?" -Me
"No, like on the swings!" -Kari 4-6-07

"What's that smell?" - Tiana
"Ew, Tiana, did you fart?" -Me
"No, Meridian farted, what is with this place!" - Tiana 2-23-07

"...I felt like a naked sleeve." -Erin Murphy 1-27-07

"If it doesn't end with 'o' and end in '-xygen' it shouldn't see your lungs in your lifetime." - Erin 5-4-06

"Just because you're a feminist doesn't mean you can't shave your armpits." -Kari 4-27-06

"...I can't, it's tucked into my sock!" -Brad

"I wanna take a dump off this jock, haha, i mean i wanna take a jump off this dock." -Sara Dahl 6-27-04

"Is the moon a star as well?" -Sara Dahl 6-27-04

"I have to poop, or maybe i just need to piss and fart." -Brittany Murphy

"Is he retarded?" -Me
"No Sarah, he's just Japanese." -Brandon Scott

"I couldn't give blood because i'm enemic." -Me
"You make yourself throw up?" -Eben

"Was it bigger than a babies arm?" -Shari 9-8-04

"I don't wanna be a fuck 'n' chuck!" -Brittany Murphy 9-27-04

"Brittany you leaving Blake is like me leaving food, it won't happen." -Me 10-25-04

"But you can't globalize geography." -Me 10-26-04

"I KNOW! Where did this weekend go? I mean, i know where it went, i drank it away...but still!" -Cassandra 10-31-04

"You guys, you're ruining my abilitities!" -Brittany Murphy 11-1-04

"Yeah, this is as good as its gonna get...but i mean better." -Me 12-15-04

"I know i'm sexy. It's not my fault though, one time i tried hitting myself in the face with a shovel but the sexy just kept coming back." -Anonymous

"Nothing says America like Chinese made products." -Mr. Taylor 1-14-05

"Do not write on the lab paper, scribe not on the paper of lab." -Mr. Murphy 2-4-05

"Yea so i had to drive all the way out to east bumble fuck or whatever." -Eben 2-4-05

"Oh look at that, it's Sarah changing the subject." -Me 3-15-05

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made out of meat?" -Eben 3-25-05

"She never went to gymnastics again after she crotched it on te beam." -Sara Dahl 4-4-05

"Chitty chitty bang bang is not alive, he's just magical." -Me 4-4-05

"I went to virgin records and they were handing out free condoms..." -Dan (Eben's cuz) 8-11-05

"Shutup! You listen to techno!" -Sara Dahl
"So does the ENTIRE continent of Europe!" -Me

"Ooo Sarah, are those your new glasses?" -Brooke
"Yeah, well actually my friend gave them to me and they happen to be the same prescription...ah crap! I just realized that these are my accessory glasses!" -Me 4-7-5

"Whoa that's a big ass shirt." -Me
"Actually Sarah, that's a kimono." -Erin Murphy 4-29-05

"Haha that's funny, its like shrimp suicide. I wonder what they're thinking...i'll never be a prawn!" -Me 5-15-05 (Watching shrimp jump into the fire)

"Jacuz me!" -Me 6-14-05

"Women don't get laid, they get fucked." -Rich Morton 7-9-05

"You know, girls fart too." -Me
"No, girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...not farts." -Eben 7-10-05

"Fuck venus razors, fat people shave their legs too!" -Me 7-19-05

"I love it when you fondle my jungle tan." -Me

"Sarah, you're making it VERY difficult for me to feel you up everytime you move my hand away." -Eben 8-11-05

"He wasn't shallow though, he liked me because i was pretty." -Sara Dahl 8-14-05

"Wanna go to Toys Topless? It's where strippers go to die." -Eben 8-26-05

"Beans make you fart, it should be called Books, Bagels, and farts." -Brandon Scott 12-8-05

"The 80s called. Seriously they called. They want their photos of me back, shit. I'm out like neon."

"Ok, Kari, act like a bear just pooped on your bed!" -Me

"Hold on, i'm gonna ask jeeves if girls in Canada are hott." -Joel Messett 5-22-06

"What is this? Vegetable Oil!?!? Sarah! It's just that i'm a homegrown boy and i need butter." -Eben

"Dude, i feel like i'm at a rave, but i'm in Joel's garage." -Me

"Sarah, work sucks, that's why its not called happy fun time." -Eben 4-4-06

"Is your window open?" -Sara Dahl
"Why? Am i cold?" -Me 4-11-06

"What's a dipstick?" -Me
"It's the thing you use to check the oil." -Eben
"So then why do you want one made out of crome? It's just gonna get oil all over it." -Me
"Because it's crome!" -Eben
"That's pointless, that's like me using a golden tampon." -Me 4-27-06

"What is that? A midget chicken? It's so tiny." -Sara Dahl
"Actually Sara, they prefer to be called little chicken. Little chicken, big coop." -Me 5-16-06

"But i didn't hit and run, i hit and parked." -Brooke 7-3-06

"What would you do if your husband told you he was gay?" -Me
"Ok this could work but i'm not cutting my hair." -Erin Murphy 7-11-06

"I wanna meet a guy who isn't putting up with the ugly parts of me just so he can touch the not-so-ugly ones." -Erin Murphy

"Wow, there's a lot of hot guys in the weight room." -Michelle Johnson
"Welcome to Western!" -Me 9-24-06

"Why do guys call it the men's room instead of the restroom like women do?" -Sara Dahl
"Maybe because they don't sit down?" -Me 10-11-06

Movies:


Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

Books:


Your Birthdate: June 4
You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking.
However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone.
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2

You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

My Blog

How I feel at this very moment...

Sometimes I feel like everyday is a test. I seem to keep meeting people that don't revitalize me but instead, bring me down.I keep meeting people with horrible work ethics and weaknesses beyond my ac...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

A Story about Snow...

I don't know who the author is:December 8 5:00PM: It's started to snow. The first of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The Wife and I took our hot buttered rums and set by the pictur...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:52:00 PST

Pentagon Strike and other "Conspiracy Theories"

I just watched the Pentagon Strike video which you all should watch if nothing else simply because it's interesting and good to get different perspectives on things. (http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

10...wait, i mean 11

Write ten (or 11) statements, intended for different people. Never tell which one is to who. Just write things you've always wanted to tell people.1. You are truly my best friend simply because i've k...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

Great advice about dealing with drama

Life is But a Drama About five years ago I was training with a lawyer friend. He was struggling with his 'business' - I wasn't. Not surprisingly, we had totally different orientations toward work, bus...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

My first apartment!!

THE penis lamp!Hella groceriesthe cool viewing window from the living roomI will admit that our dining area needs a little love, but we're working on itMy fruit bowl that says pretzels haha yaygotta c...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:41:00 PST

College Supplies!!!

Is it weird that i get THIS excited soo easily, especially over grocery shopping? Ok, yes it probably is, but HEY it's like my first grocery excursion just for ME and i'm finally almost kinda living o...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Depo-provera (don't do it!)

For everyone that is on birth-control or looking for a new kind, please take my advice and steer clear of the depo shot. I was on it for nearly 2 years and already ive had more than just a few of the...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:44:00 PST

Cinco de Mayo 2006!!

Don't you dare eat that raw meat! Drink up! Eben loves his snacks.... I mean REALLY loves his snacks... ...
Posted by What Sarah Said on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:48:00 PST

Race

We've all been there, filling out a college application, applying for something or filling out a survey. And there it is: the bubble system, it says mark your race. But i never really feel like i can....
Posted by What Sarah Said on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:31:00 PST