Hey, it's me, like I think I stated before. Bout myself, hmm, I don't know what to think, I'm just too random to have any concrete thoughts about myself. Plus, I like to be somewhat humble, otherwise I would tell it how it is (I'M BEST AT EVERYTHING I TRY! ;))Let me start off by saying, though, don't even think about getting with me, and I know I'm sexy and irresistible as all hell, but I'm married to the most wonderful girl I have ever met. She's got my heart by a strangle hold, and ain't non of you bitches gonna get through that...bitches. Stephanie really has it all when it comes to a wife, I mean for christs sake she let me put it in her butt, cooks me dinner (I really do like it, mmhmm), and is there whenever i need her. if thats not love, i don't know what the hell is. I love her, and noone else is gonna get any of it.Hmm, been in the Navy for 31 months now, since November 2nd 2004, my how time flies, It's already friggin June of '07. Only lets see, 57 days till my 21st birthday!, but hey, who's counting. Graduated from THE CENTENNIAL HIGHSCHOOL in spring/summer of 2004. That was in the beloved IDAHO (insert hick, potato farmer, redneck joke hear, I've heard them all, and they never get old /end sarcasm).Hmm, I don't know what else is to say, lived all over the place in my life time. Lets see, trying to do this in chronological order. Born in Kansas, then moved to, in order (i think) Maryland, Germany, Georgia, Alaska, the Idaho, Chicago for bootcamp, South Carolina (one of the worst states in the Union), New York (which I'm loving, cause they have a thing called winter, and now flipping Virginia (which I guess is alright, the beach is nice, parasailing's fun, fishing every day about). I have visited many different places. England, California, Canada, North Carolina, Florida, Pennsylvania (and any states between Penn and NOrth Carolina, I don't have good geography skills), Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, Massachusettes (i don't know how to spell it), and Vermont and thats all I can think of.Alaska is awesome as well, so pristine, so much to do, especially if you are into anything outdoors. I'm pretty sure I'm going to retire in Alaska, and the only way to get to my house is to fly a plane that can land on water.Hmm, what else, I'm way better than TIM HIBBARD AT EVERYTHING!, Julie knows it. Other than that, i'm out, Detroit WHAT!Oh yeah, no matter what Ali says, she is still very cute, damn girl needs to believe in herself.Hmm another couple things to say. Right now I'm writing this part a little intoxicated. But I just wanted to let everyone know that cold Big Mac's are almost as delicious as warm ones.Oh yeah, Steph, I love you
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: August 21st of the year 1986
Birthplace: Topeka gay ass Kansas
Current Location: Norfolk fucking Virginia, the absolute last place I wanted to go, but steph is a 9 hour drive away, so in the end, it truly all worked out, and plus I'm on a ship that ain't going anywhere for 2 more years...yay shore duty, and hell, in 52 years when it gets decommisioned, i get a piece of the bastard
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: American and quite a bit of Down Syndrome
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black 23's Baby
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: What the hell happens after death, although Zach made outstanding intellectual conversation about it, that clown thing was creepy, and only the people there will understand
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers, grease more than meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well, shit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: I'd say my height, but probably my incredibly sexy legs, steph might also have some insight to this, as well as her friends for whom she provided the pictures
Your Bedtime: It's been really wacky lately, I've gone from no sleep, going to bed at 11, to going to bed at 2
Your Most Missed Memory: Friends and Family in Idaho, and of course my dear Stephanie, who I miss every minute of the day
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Ya...cause i'm cool
Do you Swear: Like a Sailor
Do you Sing: In the shower, where hopefully nobody can hear me, oh, and also to Kris, when random Master Chiefs are watching me caress his face while doing so, and also to Stephanie, who for some reason thinks I have a good voice
Do you Shower Daily: Gotta wash the balls good
Have you Been in Love: With Stephanie
Do you want to go to College: Hopefully start in January
Do you want to get Married: I sure do
Do you belive in yourself: Again...im the best at everything I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: No.....but I am
Are you a Health Freak: I eat at Wendy's daily, have doritos on my floor, a secret stash of Sweedish Fish, and I snack on Mozzarella sticks....do I sound healthy?
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mommy and daddy to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em, although driving through them kinda sucks, but it usually wakes me up so I'm not falling asleep at the wheel
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have never consumed alcohol in my life...hiccup
In the past month have you Smoked: You could say that
&..39;In the past month have you been on Drugs:' Nope, I'm in the Navy and I'd get kicked out
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Meh, kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I like to go to the mall accompanied by drunken friends and proceed to hit on unsuspecting girls at Cingular
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I dont think so
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm gonna say no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No....but I do perform very well
In the past month have you been Dumped: it was more along the lines of taking a break, which in the end may have been better for us, judging by this last weekend.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I'd rather walk around my house naked so Roby can check out my package
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Ever been Drunk: Everyday of my life since I joined the navy
Ever been called a Tease: I let my wang hang out too much to be called a tease
Ever been Beaten up: I've been spanked by my dad before
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...but I returned that dildo
How do you want to Die: I dont want to die bc I dont know what happens after death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'd ike to be just like Peter Griffin...sans the wife and children
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long hair is best
Height: Shorter than me...bc Im a giant and a girl being taller than me is quite beastly
Weight: Not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: I have a dirty fetish for catholic school girl outfits
Number of Drugs I have taken: Besides prescription drugs I belive drug free is the way to be
Number of CDs I own: If i could actually find them in my mess of a room, I still wouldnt want to count how many I have
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet....but I'm planning on getting one very soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
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