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About Me

I am always looking for a good game of funny not funny. If you don't know what that is then you are probably not funny. I love music. I love to play it, write it, listen to it, and study it. I have been playing bass now for about 15 years,and i have tried playing drums for a brief period of time. I had a fantastic 5 year run playing bass for a band called Local Porn Star, and have since moved on to a few new projects. If you have a profound love of music, or your really funny feel free to send me a message. I might just decide to talk to you.

My Interests

music, tattoos, surfing, partying, being outside, boobs, drinking, fishing, my job.

I'd like to meet:

Vikings that will come down from the pagan lands when a emo kid cries and dismember him. Die emo fags Die. Or this guy to give him a big hi-five.
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Music:

Metal, Death Metal, Hardcore, Hardcore Metal, Punk, Punk Metal, Local Porn Star. Basically anything that makes me want to smash your fucking face in when i listen to it.

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket
Falling Down
Napolean Dynamight
Saw l,2,3
Clearks 1 & 2
Legend
And Labrynth. Because you reminde me of the babe

Television:

House MD
Dexter
Hells Kitchen
Kitchen Nightmares
Metalocalypse
Mythbusters
Modern Marvels(especially the engineering disaster ones)
Science Chanel. The Military Chanel. The National Geographic Chanel. Those all have good shows every now and then.
And of course NY GIANTS FOOTBALL. Go G-Men

Books:

Anything nerdy that you wouldn't understand.

Heroes:

Anyone from Norway like Vikings and shit