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About Me

Baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.

Straight edge.
Liberal.
Jake.

Due to spammers, I have my profile set so you have to know my last name or e-mail address to add me. If you'd like to add me but for some reason don't know those, just message me. We can work something out.

My Interests

Indy wrestling.
Collecting vinyl.
The Muppets.
Definitive Jux and Rhymesayers.
Tattoos.
Not doing drugs or getting drunk.

I'd like to meet:

Chris Conley, Ian Mackaye, Ari Katz, and Ben Folds.

The Four Horsemen.

Music:

Playlist:
Atmosphere
Sage Francis
This Is Hell
Brother Ali
Saves The Day
Lifetime
Minor Threat
Say Anything
Glassjaw or anything Daryl Palumbo does.
Aesop Rock
Kids Like Us
El-P
Every Time I Die
Desaparecidos
The Smiths
The Chariot
The Get Up Kids
Braid
Gorilla Biscuits
Texas Is The Reason
The Misfits
The Adolescents
P.O.S.
Against Me!
Give Up The Ghost
.moneen.
Alkaline Trio
NOFX
Jawbreaker
Ben Folds (Five)
Nervous Breakdown
Champion
Good Clean Fun
Righteous Jams
xReign Of Terrorx
xLooking Forwardx
Zella Mayzell
The Format.

Movies:

Mallrats, Say Anything, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Better Off Dead, Angus, Clerks, Dogma, The Muppet Movie, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, American History X, Peewee's Big Adventure, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Grandma's Boy, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Toy Story 1 & 2, Casablanca.

Television:

Conan O'Brien, professional wrestling, The Office, Scrubs, Yo! MTV RAPS.

Books:

Anything by Palahniuk. The Great Gatsby. This Side Of Paradise. Kerouac. Bukowski.

Heroes:

My Blog

2006 in pics.

It has been a year since I have posted a blog on here, so a picture post is definitely worth it. This is from New Year's Eve 2006, and some of the hyjinks that occured. Here's to new beginnings, and h...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

Drop the Bomb.

"...but I need you! Can't you see that?" I yelled, but she thinks she's got me figured out. She thinks I'm see through; she thinks I'm glass. Little does she know that I'm tinted. I'm the one fooling ...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 08:09:00 PST

My playlist as of late.

The new Foo Fighters CD. I just got it and boy is it amazing or what? Kids Like Us:"Outta Control", just because they put me in a good mood. Lifetime:"Hello Bastards"...as if they've left my playlist ...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:10:00 PST

I'm infatuated by all of this.

where is Christmas? where are all the lights strung up so neatly that every home looks like a postcard? where are the men in Santa costumes collecting cash for the Salvation Army? where are the early ...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We're only gonna die for our own arrogance.

Is it weird that out of all the music that I listen to, Sublime has been my favorite band for the past five years? Because I find it to be cool.
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The kids who feel like dead ends.

To the kids that don't feel right, you aren't alone. For as much as I love my group of friends, I just don't feel right anymore. These summer nights that are so called "endless" and full of entertainm...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Passing the time in 330.

Things that may surprise people. -Racism isn't cool. When you start calling people "niggers", "Japs", or "Jews" as a joke, you prove to me that mankind is worth shit. Or, maybe it's just you. W...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A shyness that is criminally vulgar.

The Smiths:"How Soon Is Now?" I am the son And the heir Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular You shut your mouth How can you say I go ...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Next time that star shoots across the sky...

So everybody got kicked off of AIM at the same time. Cool. Since I posted last, I read Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk and I'm currently reading High Fidelity. I guess I'm not really into it because I've ...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I will find a way without you.

If you separate the saints from the sinners, I'll be that one lone guy in between. I'm that guy that the girls hang out with because they know I won't try and make a move on them. I'm that guy the guy...
Posted by Florida's Best Dancer. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST