Gentle, violent beatings, drawing and art in general, books, cliched rock star poses, camping, improvised explosives, flesh markets, dogs, throwing rocks, well, throwing anything and missing, heavy armored vehicles, like the new Honda Civic, diggin' holes, browned meats and lush blanched veggies, biking around, bein' a merc for the French, shiny leather things, well, shiny things in general, food of the GOOD variety, junk, messes, shades of brown (not in a gross way), fighting crime, candlelight dinners with plenty of warm, home baked breads, rusted steel hulks, saving lives, takin' SAMPLE histories, startin' shit, making faces, and bein a straight pimp.
Somebody who uses their momma's arm as a murder weapon. Richard Simmons, glowering women with wicked sharp minds and sassy attitudes, King Leonidas, my ancestors, Matt Groening, and any Elder God.
Tom Waits, Clutch, Ween, Wrinklebomb, Deadsea, Early Man, Guru, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ass ponies, Pj Harvey, The Sword, High on Fire, Mastodon, Hayden, King Missile, Black Sheep, Fiona Apple, Hole, Gwar, The Who, Wolfmother, Public Enemy, Supersuckers, Led Zeppelin, Mazzy Star, Jeff Buckley, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, DMX, Down, Transplants, Journey, Twisted Sister, Iron Maiden, Mojave 3, Pavement, Tool, Tenacious D, The Hairy Patt Band, White Stripes, Mozart, Geto Boys, NWA, Barry White, Iris Dement, Dwarves, Kanye West, Auf der Maur, Lifter Puller, Archers of Loaf, Beonce, Master P, and on....MY FINEST MOMENT.
Miller's Crossing, Sin City, Braveheart, Fight Club, Conan the Barbarian, Lord of the Rings, Office Space, Big Lebowski, Barton Fink, Anchorman, Raising Arizona, Most Star Wars stuff, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Shawshank Redemption, Unforgiven, Saving Private Ryan, SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE, Austin Powers, Fearless, Thin Red Line, The Dark Backward, Aliens, Predator, Henry V, Shrek, Incredibles, Man Bites Dog, Sling Blade, Iron Giant, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Ninth Configuration, Cool Hand Luke, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Toy Story, Master and Commander, Delicatessen, Seven, Glory, Kate and Leopold(not), Napoleon Dynamite, Last of the Mohicans, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Thing, Terminator, Spartacus, Clockwork Orange, Serenity, Kung Fu Hustle, Drunken Master, all the Die Hards (yes, ALL), Hell, do you get it? I love movies!!.. width="425" height="350" ..
Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Browns, LOST. Rome. Deadwood. Sopranos. Family Guy. Simpsons. Jeopardy! Dog Whisperer.Info about my MYTHIC girlfriend.Shub-Niggurath in the mythosShub-Niggurath is an Outer God in the pantheon. She is a perverse fertility deity said to appear as an enormous cloudy mass which extrudes black tentacles, slime-dripping mouths, and short, writhing goat legs. Small creatures are spat forth, which are either reconsumed into the miasmatic form or escape to some monstrous life elsewhere.
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Cult
One squat, black temple of Tsathoggua was encountered, but it had been turned into a shrine of Shub-Niggurath, the All-Mother and wife of the Not-to-Be-Named-One. This deity was a kind of sophisticated Astarte, and her worship struck the pious Catholic as supremely obnoxious.
—H.P. Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop, "The Mound"
Of all the mythos deities, Shub-Niggurath is probably the most extensively worshiped. Her worshipers include the Hyperboreans, the Muvians, and the people of Sarnath, as well as any number of druidic and barbaric cults. She is also worshiped by the non-human species of the mythos, such as the "Fungi from Yuggoth" (the Mi-Go) and the Nug-Soth of Yaddith. [1]
With the proper occult paraphernalia, Shub-Niggurath can be summoned to any woodlands at the time of the new moon. However, the place from whence she comes is not known. One possibility is that she dwells at the court of Azathoth at the center of the universe. She may also live beneath the planet Yaddith, where she is served by the Dholes. It is also possible that she lives in another dimension altogether.
Neil Stephenson is my present favorite, Chuckles Bukowski, William Gibson (Nueromancer), Bangkok 8, Master and Commander,The Killer Angels, Clockwork Orange, Stephen King shit, The Orphan, The Tender Bar, The Monkey Wrench Gang and Hayduke Lives, Slow Cooker Cookbook, Brochures, Fight Club(any Palahniuk book), Bringing Out the Dead, Night Dogs, Sympathy for the Devil, 1776, The Fermata, H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Keruoac, Snow Crash, Nam, The Secret Lives of Dogs, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Da Vinci code, Frog and Toad are Friends and Sweet Pickles...I'll
read anything, basically.
My Father.