crush my enemies... see them driven before me... hear the lamentations of their women
someone who sees the magic eye without staring, processes the humor without explanation and understands Saturday morning is more important than Friday night...plus, females who are single, normal and cool...or the honored guest of a sausage fest...oh yeah, don't forget about people who are capable of speaking, comprehending and acting on the truth without allowing complete hypocrisy to pervade their existence...that's pretty good too.
"wassa matta...CIA got you pushing too many pencils?" "these here are vietnam jungle boots...cost you half as much, last you twice as long and they're great for stomping..." "I'm still up 20 grand from the last time I stick it in you."
don't read em...too busy writing em.
Homer Simpson