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jessica

About Me

I am kind of a boring person. I work a lot. Occasionally I do other things. I don't like too many people. I've almost died a couple of times. I'm a homeowner. I'm into motorcycles. I drive a Volvo.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Douche bags, jerks, and anyone who enjoys taking a joke too far. Also, those who enjoy crossing lines.

My Blog

For sale...

I need to make some room in my garage and mama needs some new tattoos...So here's what I got as of right now. More to come later i.e. books, records, clothes, and ??Banjo - Just had this bad boy redon...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:34:00 GMT

Good shit!

Busy day for me. Woke up and walked the dog. Then I headed to the garage to fuck with the CB650. I pulled it out and started to get to work on these seat bolts that I can't get off for the life of me....
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:37:00 GMT

Bring on the Tempest/Are you freaking serious?

Part One: At work tonight I head into the women's bathroom to use the facilities. I go into the first stall and see that the previous occupant had not flushed and had left some "deposits" in the bowl....
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:26:00 GMT

Specs....

You probably don't need to read this unless you're interested in the Mountain Grizzly, this is pretty much for my own records and I don't really have a working computer to save this on right now... Th...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:52:00 GMT

Wednesday's Theme: Penis'

Does anyone else have weird random people talk to them for no reason? I feel like a total freak magnet. I went to Gerbes on Ash today and I was browsing the pasta aisle, looking for some orzo for my l...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:11:00 GMT

The Hidden Valley

I was just wondering if anyone else has seen the Hidden Valley ranch commercial which takes place at a carnival and is totally disgusted by it. In the commercial it shows all these children eating veg...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:56:00 GMT

Uh...yeah right....whatev

What my day consisted of: Wake up after three hours of sleep. Let the dogs outside. Let the construction worker remodeling guys in. Lay back down, wish I was still sleeping, realize I am freezing to d...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:52:00 GMT

Post Xmas shit

I am pretty excited about all this Christmas bullshit finally being over. I don't have to hang out with members of my family who I only see once a year whose names I still haven't gotten straight (we ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:53:00 GMT

Parsnips?!

I got a stove about a little over a week ago. It's kind of a big deal for me, since I have lived without a stove for about a year. You don't really know how much you appreciate something like that unt...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:51:00 GMT

Today I....

I wrestled with that fucking bike. Something's fucked up in the charging system, it took me a bit but I got it down to MC Cycle. So now, I wait...hopefully the bike isn't totally fucked. I am too much...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:06:00 GMT