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TIMtheTOON

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About Me

Six foot tall, thousand yard stare.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A million wishes.

My flickr pics: Halfdome Hike '05
Guns!
Guns! (Nick's photos)
Man, I love Farscape costumes
Guns!!!

My sites: New content nearly every day or so, kinda! www.timtoon.com

*UNAIRED* OZYMANDIAS TOY AD!!! 1985

My Blog

That wasn’t fun.

I didn't realize I scowl so much that my first two wrinkles are between my eyebrows. That wasn't fun to discover.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:52:00 GMT

I've got a website

Actually, I have had a website for quite some time. I only just started updating it again. Let me tell you why:I was happy blogging on this here website, oblivious to its faults you might say, until ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Patton Oswalt gives a Rotten Interview

Ha! You like that? See what I did there? The website is called rotten and Patton Oswalt gave an interview with them. I thought it was worth posting just so I can keep some of his advice handy:I do ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:53:00 GMT

Santa's Little Helper Redux

I don't know what it was, the long-winded description of the "jug-eared, clap-happy dipshit" clapping, or the idea of Marmaduke howling a blood-curdling scream, but this selection from Joe Mathlete Ex...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Another dimension. Another Dimension. And now that you mention, another dimension!

Rob Bryanton, for his new book, Imagining the Tenth Dimension offers up a quick Flash tutorial that takes the viewer from the first to the tenth (and final?) dimension, and the viewer's brain from fun...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:43:00 GMT

A Kinda Patton Christmas

A couple of raisin cakes thought they'd filter the spirit of giving through Patton Oswalt's CD Feelin' Kinda Patton. Yes, they even included an issue of Piss Drinkers magazine and the ever-popular Ca...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:24:00 GMT

Is this meat clone-safe?

If just worrying whether your food is vegetarian, vegan, free-range, *may contain peanuts, kosher, cruelty-free and organic isn't enough...FDA Set to OK Food From Cloned AnimalsSo if you're the type t...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:51:00 GMT

He was askin' for it!

Recently, a UCLA student who failed to bring his student ID with him to the computer lab was forcibly ejected and Tasered by University PD. Seriously. The gross disparity between the seriousness of th...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 19:07:00 GMT

Best-Underappreciated Comic Shops

Just a quick bit of pimping myself; I wrote an article for LA Weekly's Best Of issue. I thought I'd link to it, just so LA Weekly can get a few extra cents of ad revenue. It's a gripping 312 words!So...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:35:00 GMT

The much-anticipated sequel to Guitar Hero

This one looks like it's going to be a little tougher to master, but the tons of They Might Be Giants and "Weird" Al songs you can unlock make it definitely worth the money.Accordion Hero
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:08:00 GMT