Hermann

I have a talent for putting things together like McGuyver, give me a paper clip a stick of gum a protractor a memory stick and your panties and I'll have a whatchamacallit in no time! I like cars and motorcycles, specially the ones I can't afford. Even though I haven't done as much as I would like to, traveling is one of my passions, I would like to get a hog and ride into the sunset with no bags or maps, just go, there's plenty of good things left in this planet and I want to see it all. So far I've seen NY and a good chunk of the west coast, but I flew there, it's just not the same. Driving on the pacific coast Hwy. on a dark foggy night along Big Sur was the shit, specially when you're going 30 on a 15 and there's a big ass mountain to your left and a cliff to your right, so high you can't even see the beach below. The road looked like a winding snake and I could feel the back of the car fish-tailing from side to side. Needless to say, my passenger was taking a crap. I know this can be a touchy subject for some, but I love guns, there's nothing like squeezing the trigger of full auto M-16, specially when your target is a poster of Osama holding a beat up AK-47, thank you Vegas! Live shows are always a plus, but it's crazy how much they charge nowadays. I have a Frank Zappa poster from a show in 1972, three bucks!!! you can't even get tickets for some crapy 80s band at the horse track for that much today, but what ever, they gotta make the cha-ching right? I'm not into online chatting or talking on the phone for extended periods of time, unless you're not local, otherwise it's a waste of time. Tell me were you want to meet or were the party's at, then hang up and leave me alone!Check this out, it's awesome! Oh yeah, and I love beer, asian hotties and thick juicy lips like these!